Natasha: I Just Thought He Needed To Listen To Common Sense And Reasonable Discourse

natasha: i just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse

steve: please tell me those arent the names of your fists

natasha: theyre actually my feet

natasha: i'm more of a kicker

steve:

lmao how do people like this it was literally a joke that started in a discord server its not even realistic wtf

steve: buck, you just gotta try your best and say it! just confess your love and you'll be fine!

bucky: if you say so...

~later~

tony: *walks into the room*

bucky: *trying his best* I CONFESS MY LOVE FOR YOU KISS ME

tony:

tony: *walks back out of the room*

bucky: no bby pls

im pretty sure smp!fundy is younger

wilbur at one point (i cant remember when) said fundy was canonically 14

It’s literally so fucking funny to me, because new l’manberg was run by traumatized kids & young adults who didn’t know how to run a fucking country, who didn’t ask to run a fucking country w/o guidance, and when they inevitably mess up it’s like “well I guess you’re all literally the worst people to ever exist now, I’m gonna blow up your nation & leave all of you w/o a fucking home”

*texting*

tony: hey

clint: hey?

tony: i can't sleep :/

clint: i can. goodnight

steve: buck, you just gotta try your best and say it! just confess your love and you'll be fine!

bucky: if you say so...

~later~

tony: *walks into the room*

bucky: *trying his best* I CONFESS MY LOVE FOR YOU KISS ME

tony:

tony: *walks back out of the room*

bucky: no bby pls

bruce, a doctor: herpes are an organ

tony, technically a doctor but not that kind of doctor: i have lots of organs

bruce: including herpes?

tony:

bruce:

tony:

tony:...not that you can prove