Deathmiser - Fishboy

This is him, this is the man I aspire to be! Genius grumpy old cat dude who always looks like he's about to disembowel someone.

The fact that today is both the 30th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death and the 50th anniversary of Carrie, Stephen King's first novel's release is quite perturbing to me, and I don't know why.

How the fuck are you supposed to greet someone at 12:00? "Good Noon?" "Good Day?" It's like a whole hour of the day that you can't say good morning or good afternoon.

Bro, why does life have to be so hard? Like dawg I just wanna listen to my King Crimson and smoke a pipe, wachu mean I gotta 'eat healthy' and 'shower daily'?!? Is my body really that much of a wimp? Homey just use the insane amount of American fat stored in your gut for nutrients.

Just heard someone refer to the Italian language as "Garlic Flavored Spanish" and honestly idk how to feel about that.