Bro, Why Does Life Have To Be So Hard? Like Dawg I Just Wanna Listen To My King Crimson And Smoke A Pipe,

Bro, why does life have to be so hard? Like dawg I just wanna listen to my King Crimson and smoke a pipe, wachu mean I gotta 'eat healthy' and 'shower daily'?!? Is my body really that much of a wimp? Homey just use the insane amount of American fat stored in your gut for nutrients.

Just heard someone refer to the Italian language as "Garlic Flavored Spanish" and honestly idk how to feel about that.

hey i'm free later if you wanna go insane together or something

So yesterday I wrapped my car around a tree. (Don't worry, I just broke my wrist and ring finger) and I did so while Terminus El Dorado by Ted Nugent was playing. That's right, the song about a girl who dies in a car crash.

D&D character idea:

A druid who takes mushrooms, and only turns into fucked-up version of animals they see on mushrooms. Like a rainbow bear that's dripping rainbow ooze.

You would have to find a DM willing to let you do that though (although I imagine it as more of a flavor thing that has no effect on the actual strength and gameplay).

The fact that today is both the 30th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death and the 50th anniversary of Carrie, Stephen King's first novel's release is quite perturbing to me, and I don't know why.