I Cant Be The Only One Who Doesnt Like Oreos Anymore.

I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like Oreos anymore.

For the past I do not know how long every time I bring up to people that any kind of food that is generally loved has changed their recipe slightly so now it tastes different they look at me like I’m crazy.

The primary example I have of this is of course Oreos (Milk’s favorite cookie). I cannot locate the exact moment I realized Oreo quality has kind of fallen off since my concept of time was stolen from me but it must’ve been at least a year or two ago.

Ever since I bit into an Oreo and immediately threw the package away thinking they’d gone bad only to taste the exact same crusty, watered down, half-assed product. I used to absolutely adore Oreo and I know it’s because they’re having to cut costs so Mr. Oreo can buy a new Oreomobile for his Oreo mistress but goddamn I was fine with corporate greed destroying the planet but when it comes to my childhood cookie I draw the line.

Me: Having physical withdrawal symptoms from not watching the new season of Dimension 20 and instead focusing on college.

Every one of my social medias showing me clips from Junior Year: Know that the world you love spins, and know that you cannot see it turn until you submit your annotated bibliography. Suffer child, in fire, in hell.

More and more I am loving the character that Dave Filoni is building for Crosshair. Like I love it when he

Crosshair: “I’d leave you without a second thought!” And “I’m not like them”

Crosshair: proceeds to be just like his brothers and cares about Omega so much for reasons he doesn’t understand

Still crying, shitting, and throwing up over Tech. I will never be ok.

RIP Tech

Neck foreskin could be like a hood when it rains

I really think that if I see one more post about Junior Year I’m ending it because I’m not done with sophomore year.

Me: I can’t do this anymore please. I’m begging you, I would lay my back against hot coals for six miles, drag myself through broken glass, and swim a river of magma for you not to tempt me with the forbidden fruit of Junior Year spoilers.

Every social media I have:

Absolutely in tears