she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!
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When You Get To The Age Where Youre Supposed To Know Better Its Like. Wow. No One Says No Cuts No Butts
when you get to the age where you’re supposed to “know better” it’s like. wow. no one says no cuts no butts no coconuts they just ban me from disney world
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spectacular answer. thank you very much. tl;dr, chaos is the answer and you will die
people always ask which wire to cut but they never ask what happens when they cut all of them at the same time
enough toxic masculinity I'm ready for salubrious mexicanity. I'm ready for a social movement that encourages (esp straight, cis) men to indulge in things that make them more joyful, emotionally healthy, and help them strengthen not core muscles but core compassionate communication skills.
THE FBOI
i just realized something very important.
so you know FBI stands for Federal Board of Investigation. well if you capitalized the “of” you would have to call them. the fboi. the FBOI. THE FBOI! just imagine.
“oh yeah the fboi was tracking her down”
“some fboi people knocked on our door last night i swear to god if they keep doing that”
like. excuse me?
missed opportunity smh
Watching coraline for the first time in years lets see if its as good as i remember