Merlin But Merlin Thinks That Arthur Knows About His Magic And That He Isnt Mad

merlin but merlin thinks that arthur knows about his magic and that he isn’t mad <33333

and that they have a running joke about merlin ‘hiding’ his magic in dumber and dumber ways 

like merlin comes with worse and worse stories to cover up his magic because he thinks arthur already knows but obviously they cant openly discuss it because like uther so theyre both just laughing in their head 

arthur, on the other hand, is completely clueless about merlin’s magic

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merlin at some point after uther’s death: remember when we had everyone believing i didnt have magic through really dumb reasons and they just bought it ??? like we’d come up with the stupidest excuses and theyd just believe it??? lmaooo good times

arthur, who still didn’t know about merlin’s magic, inwardly: W H A T ? ? ?

arthur, who would kill himself before letting merlin know that he’s that stupid: yeah lmao good times, ppl are so clueless *nervous sweating*

Sherlock: What's this?

John, hugging Sherlock: Affection!

Sherlock: Disgusting.

Sherlock: ...Do it again.

Y e s! Now we need disability Merlin fics where he has brain damage!!

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

John: yeah, every time you open your mouth

Sherlock: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

John: *confused* What?

Mycroft: *enters room*

Sherlock: *jaw clenches*

i care a lot about how the benoit blanc mysteries balance their triumphant endings with still being deeply sad. marta gets the house and stops the bad guy but it doesn’t change the fact that harlan (her friend!!) did not have to die. helen brings down miles bron but it won’t bring back her sister.