Larry: So What Sort Of Superhero Missions Do We Get From The King?

Larry: So what sort of superhero missions do we get from the king?

Wendy: Larry

Larry: I want my costume to be all cool and fresh!

Wendy: Larry

Larry: you know, to really impress the cats we're going to save off the trees and-

Wendy: LARRY!

Larry: ?

Wendy: Do you even know what sort of clan you just joined??

Larry: I don't know, but it's surely something cool and badass since we work for King Bowser-

Wendy: we're assasins, dumbass. We kill people for our clients.

Larry: ...

Wendy: ...

Larry: ...

Wendy: ...

Larry: do I still get the costume or

I've just came out about my f/o! [romantic/caregiver]

any advice? ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡

liking anchoovies 👹👹

Reblog with the worst thing your Blorbo has done.

I've just came out about my self shipping, bring it on

[caregiver/romantic? am I doing this right?]

Fall F/o Reblog Game!!

Reblog this w/ a pic of your f/o (and you/your s/i too if you want!!) and I'll give you a fall activity to do together!!

edit: so many of these are halloween themed lol- im sorry

Ex: Hellboy and I are gonna bake pumpkin roll cakes!! (two bc bro could deffo finish a whole cake himself 💀)

Coming out

There is something I've been scared to share, regarding the oc I'm developing. But as more I design her the more I'm pushed to admit it, I even changed my bio to reflect it. With Elizabeth, I had two choices. Either A. keep her relatively normal, or B. keep up her true self. As much as option A is easier, I've decided to risk it to stay authentic to her both as a character, a s/i, a person who deserves to be portrayed the way she was intended to be.

Princess Elizabeth is an age regressor.

"But what even is that?"

Picture this: you're an important person, a princess, whose decisions weigh on the whole country. You're barely an adult (she's ~21), but the pressure is on, each little move can make or break it. You're supposed to know everything. Everyone asks you about everything, you're pressured to know everything while you know in fact nothing, everything is just so overwhelming that you're feeling like a little child. And that's exactly what age regression is - reverting back to a younger state of mind as a coping mechanism. Some people do it for fun, some, like me, use it as something to make every day just a little bit more enjoyable.

"Does that mean Elizabeth is a s/i?"

Partially. I'll ensure to tag any non-canon entries about her, but back when I made her in 2018 she was intended to be a s/i, before I even knew what that meant. She's a whole character, but I don't want to lie to myself about her roots

TLDR this blog is self ship and agere friendly!

[romantic/cg]

I've just come out about my self shipping be nice qoq

Fuck it. Reblog this with a photo of your f/o and I'll assign them a slug/snail or beetle. You heard me.

(Obviously warnin for this whole thing: if you don't like bugs then yk. You might not wanna check this out, sorry bout that mate </3)

Anyways here's these fuckass cats 4 compensation