I Miss Tma Season One When Jon Puts His Whole Archivussy Into A Statement And Then Ends It By Saying

I miss tma season one when Jon puts his whole archivussy into a statement and then ends it by saying "yeah lmao this probably didn't happen. I asked Martin to look into it and he found nothing because he sucks and I hate him. Tim got me more information, probably because he's such a fucking slut. Sasha was also very useful. I love Sasha because she's so dependable and trustworthy. Nothing bad will ever happen to Sasha to make her less dependable or trustworthy."

I'M TRYING TO FIGHT THE WRITERS BLOCK (all my recs will be posted until October) SO ANYONE WANT DESCENDANTS FICS????? If yes, drop a request. I know I haven't been punctual, but it will be done in a month or so tops.

We love him for that

Archives crew: unveiling their trauma that lead them to work there

Martin: I'm just a high school dropout who needed a job for my mum's care and my rent.

just saw your lonelyeyes short about Elias throwing used car batteries into the ocean and lost a year off my life from laughing so hard. thank you god bless

Things that have eaten/bitten people in the Magnusverse (so far):

The sky

Earth

Worms

A door

Mr. Spider

A vase

Vampires

Mosquitoes

Monster pig

Father Edwin Burroughs (unwittingly)

John Haan's chicken and kebab shop customers and Mikaele Salesa's crew (unknowingly)

Mr. Bonzo

Rich people

A tape recorder

I refuse to become another goddamn mystery