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i am so sorry
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She 'Come on, it won't hurt' on my 'I lied' till I AAAAAAAGHHHHH
Random person: "Hey this chair is kind of uncomf-"
Me post-MAG170:
Elias. Elias Bouchard.
The Magnus Archives in Ancient Rome slash Greece - according to my friend
"Martanicus, Martanicus!!"
"What Jocrates?"
"Martanicus there's a giant wooden horse outside"
"..."
"Martanicus this must be a gift from The Eye Martanicus!!"
"Jocrates.."
"Give me the parchment Martanicus, I need to trauma dump"
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"Scripture of Juluis Ceasar, regarding.."
CEASELESS WATCHER...
...how do you ACTUALLY pronounce calliope?
All I want in life is to be the Ceaseless Watcher's special little boy
Can we take a moment for Martin Kartin Blackwood being just an evil little bitch???
Like this fandom cannot be out here calling Martin an "uwu little softboi who loves tea and cows and his boyfriend and he's so sweet and scared and awww 🥺🥺🥺"
NO. YOU FOOLS.
First of all, this guy LIED on his CV to get hired at the Institute, bro has NO qualifications to be here, and I feel like lying about who you are at the MAGNUS INSTITUTE HOME OF THE LITERAL EYE is probably not EASY
This guy SLEPT WITH A CORKSCREW meaning he was FULLY PREPARED to just start CORKSCEWING WORMS OUT OF HIS FLESH
Martin is just CHILL with spiders (fair, spiders are epic I love those guys, this post was made by Annabelle Cane)
He burned a bunch of statements with ELIAS BOUCHARD on the other side of the door
Follow up- Elias brought up his deepest trauma about his mother, and Martin KNEW he was gonna do that, and he just sat there and took it because he was on that mansplain manipulate malewife grind
He KEEPS TELLING HIS BOYFRIEND TO KILL PEOPLE. HE TRIED TO GET JONATHAN TO SMITE PEOPLE INTO THE VOID BECAUSE HE WAS JEALOUS.
He straight up manipulated people at the Institute like get this dude a job with The Web
Basically, Season 4/5 Martin, case in point, we're not getting into Heaven with this one boys
"I got that worm in me."
This post was made by Jane Prentiss
Season 3 ending alternate universe:
credit: my friend Jack who just finished Season 3 and was talking about the RQ gang playing Fortnite
We love him for that
Archives crew: unveiling their trauma that lead them to work there
Martin: I'm just a high school dropout who needed a job for my mum's care and my rent.
His death will be immortalised in pin form and worn as a *literal* badge of honour.
How I’m currently coping with S5
Sorry
His death will be immortalised in pin form and worn as a *literal* badge of honour.
I need everyone to ignore Tim’s name and profile it’s 3am, I have work at 7, and I am so tired. Thank you. Lots of worms, worm boy