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woe! bear be upon ye!

SUMMON BEAR

—wizard @hclll

pets them pets them pets them hiiii little fellow :) oh who is the CUTEST little bear!! who wants scritches do YOU want scritches???? oh who is the GOODEST bear oh iloveyousomuch aaaaaaaa <33333

I am going to name them Beartholomew and they will be my faithful companion, thank you so much @hclll I love Beary 🥹

i cast HANDFUL OF DIRT, get buried skeleton!

NOOOOOOO MY HANDS ARE SO FULL OF DIRT

I can feel is weighing on me, slowly pulling me back down towards my former resting place. I... cannot... resist-- AARGH I am being BURIED NOOOOOO!!!! NOoo... must... resist... must... stay... STRONG..... well... I suppose.. a... nap.. is sounding... pretty... good... right about *yawns* now

🪄 I cast SUMMON BARE!!

…waitSHITNOIMEANT-

(You watch as my wizard robes evaporate into a dramatic puff of smoke. My modesty is just barely preserved by a comically long grey beard.)

Why, my dear wizard! You're all skin and bones under all those robes! Drink some milk to strengthen your bones, then remove your skin and you'll be able to join our GREAT SKELETON ARMY!

casts spell of SUMMON POLAR BEAR SPECIFICALLY

There is now a polar bear. It seems poorly adjusted to this climate of skeleton/wizard hostility. It looks as us with judgement in its eyes and pads off to the north in search of colder weather (and more love n belly scritches).

WIZARD BEAM ATTACK

A BEAM OF WIZARDS COMES BLASTING TOWARDS ME AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. I AM SWIFTLY BURIED.

guys please i am running out of space in my crypt