Von Steuben - Tumblr Posts

Off topic but have we all read that one Washington x Steuben smut?

Yk, the one that describes his fat rolls jiggling in detail?

Just me? I-okay ... Okay...

Me scrolling through ao3: *sees the most nastiest, wrong, evil, fanfic ever written.

Lucifer: Hey it’s Lucy!!! Thank you for buying a one way ticket to hell. This is a non refundable ticket. 

"Give me more trashy Von Steuben sketches!!!" - No one ever

(uhhh in case you can't tell I FATALLY messed up the mouth and just gave up. Also, I SWEAR TO GOD IT LOOKS OKAY IN PERSON BUT MY HANDS ARE WAY TOO SHAKY. DW I know you all wanted MOAR crusty deleterious art anygays.)

ANygaySSSS, TAGS!!!

Can someone PLEASE tell me why @the-real-azor is so underrated?

https://www.tumblr.com/the-real-azor?source=share

do I have Tumblr brainrot and mental issues or is this Azor and Von Steuben

steubenussy to any 20 year old male

(dead serious tho I will start working on TJeffs and Miku RIGHT BLOODY NOW

pss pss amrev artists

we can't fall behind other actually comprehensible fandoms...anyone who draws amrev pairings with this meme will have my eternal gratitude

potential contenders:

lafayette to washington 24/7

turn subset: tallmadge towards washington to be fr

you know what, the entire nation foaming at the mouth over washington

hamilton to john andre

talleyrand to hamilton lmfao

lams or hamliza (interchangably both the fan and the celeb)

thomas jefferson to france

thomas jefferson to miku (pls this one pls pls)

john adams to abigail adams

steuben more like steubussy

Or steubenussy

rochambeau more like rochambussy

bussy von steubussy

(I would put something else for Von but I don't wanna be banned)

rochambeau more like rochambussy

Baron Von Steuben: You wanna make out?

Ben Walker: *slowly walking away* we aren't that close.

Baron Von Steuben: YES WE ARE!

Ben Walker: *starts running* WE AREN'T THAT CLOSE!

Baron Von Steuben: *starts running after him* YES WE ARE!!!!!

OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND OUT THAT DURING THE DOCTOR'S RIOT BARON VON STEUBEN WAS BASHED ON THE FRICKING HEAD AND COLLAPSED OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MY SCRIMBLO SKRUNKLY OH MY GOD IS HE OKAY!?

(I told my dad this and he said "NO, he's not okay, he is literally dead")

I felt a lil silly and did that TikTok trend where your pupils expand when you think of "him" and I thought of YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THIS, YOU'LL BE SO SHOCKED... Baron Von Steuben and my pupils expanded by, like, 90x and I think that shows that I am TOO FAR GONE.

Random: Is there a woman waiting for you back at home?

Von Steuben: HAH! Bold of you to assume I have a home in the first place.

*crawling into your inbox*

hi :)

seems you'd be the one with the expert opinion here

what kinda cat do you imagine the Baron von Steuben beinggg

*crawls back out of your inbox*

OOO THATS A GOOD ONE.

I had to think about this for a good while.

I would definitely say Maine Coon, he'd look best as a Maine Coon, except PERSONALITY-WISE ITS GOTTA BE SIAMESE.

Siamese cats are obedient, aggressive, elegant, and basically hate everyone except for 1-4 specific people. So PROBABLY SIAMESE 👍🐾

THANK YOUUUUUUUUU

👍👍👍👍👍👍

ah fuck man can I have some of that uhmmm

*checks notes*

fried manumission abolitionist

fried bastard orphan

fried obnoxious and disliked congressman

fried baronussy wussy

fried crossdressing sailor

fried trans French diplomat

fried Philadelphia lawyer and certified twink

fried terrible queen

fried slave owning redhead

fried mini french aristocrat

fried VERY mini former president

fried tired commander-in-chief

fried fairly normal president

Aw cool, thanks dawg.

hey man i took your blorbo and scrambled him in a bowl. yeah he's on the pan now. yeag i added some seasoning. yeah im eating him now

(Mexican and white duo audio but...not)

Washington: I just got a call from Jefferson, you're being castrated.

Von Steuben: I just got a call from- wait, SERIOUSLY!?

Washington: ... No dude it's a joke.

Von Steuben: oh. I just got a call from the British Navy, they want their clothes back.

Wanna hear something shocking?

I,

OUT OF ALL PEOPLE,

HAVENT READ WASHINGTON'S GAY GENERAL.

I just got my hands on it and will update!!!!

(also when I typed will, the two autocorrect options were William and Wilhelm, so Yuh. I am so proud of myself teehee.)

IMPORTANT!!!!

TOMORROW, JUNE 3RD, IS THE BIRTHDAY OF PIERRE-ETIÉNNE/PETER-STEPHEN DU PONCEAU!!!!

DU PONCEAU WAS A FRENCH-AMERICAN LINGUIST AND LAWYER, AS WELL AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE AMERICAN PHILOSOPHICAL SOCIETY!!! HE WAS THE FIRST MAJOR WESTERN LINGUIST TO STUDY ASIAN AND INDIGENOUS LANGUAGES, AND EVEN COINED TWO MAJOR LINGUISTIC TERMS STILL USED TODAY!!! DU PONCEAU WAS ALSO HEAVILY SPECULATED TO HAVE BEEN BISEXUAL, AND TOMORROW IS BISEXUAL PRIDE DAY!!! EVERYONE TOLD HIM TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BUT HE DIDNT, BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WASNT WORTH REMEMBERING!!! LETS SHOW HIM THAT HE WAS!!!!

Reblog this to show pretty boy that he was so worth remembering.

I can just imagine

"Liebling, sag den Amerikanern zu ******************** bis sie*****************uns *****************"

"J-Je-je ne peux pas dire ça..."

"Ouais, du kannst?????"

honestly,.,. Dream Job. Also, the Baron is a Gay Icon™ and I love him

as the #1 von steuben fan, can you reccomend me some good sources on his life? (would be great if they acknowledged his sexuality but im pretty desperate at this point)

love ya <3

AYYYY OKAY

First of all I'm so honored

So here's some book recommendations first:

Washington's Gay General

Okay, I admit, at first I wasn't sure about this, but it was actually pretty accurate. It did miss out some details that disappointed me, but overall an actually good source, so I recommend! (About 1-2 hour read)

The drillmaster of Valley Forge

This is a 352 page biography by Paul Lockhart. It's pretty standard and DOES mention his sexuality, think the style of John Laurens' biography if it wasn't written by a southern conservative. So yeah, I recommend! (About a day or two, if you have enough time.)

Du Ponceau's autobiography

Look, I KNOW everyone is talking about this. I KNOW everyone is hyping this up, but try it. Just- I- try it. Its mostly pretty boy trying to find out how America works, but Von Steuben is nonetheless prominent.

AND YUH!

EDIT: I AM BACKK!!!!

I also recommend "General Von Steuben" by John Palmer! It's actually great, but it does, unfortunately, dismiss his sexuality. This is, however, by far the best biography I've found so far.

(I'm also thinking of submitting some short little biography to some website or whatever, if you want more than lemme know, I am SO HONOURED to help. If you want more concise sources besides books, OF COURSE. I AM HERE TO HELP OMFG I LOVE YALL♥️♥️🌎)

POV: babe won't stop flattering you at work

(crying bc why it look like dat damn you Tumblr always making my images low quality)

Why did the headcanon generator decide to get so fucking personal today!? hello!?

AND WE HAVE TWO (ABSOLUTELY CANON) ONES FOR LAFAYETTE...