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Disney needs to realize that no villain redemption storyline will ever be as good as starkid's Twisted

Anyone on this website: *mentions Cruella*

Starkid fans rolling out of the woodwork: Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Twisted?

Cruella (2021)

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1. Zazzalil in Firebringer dancing and singing: “I don’t really wanna do the work today”.

2. Slippery When Wet in Trail to Oregon making exaggerated gestures as she acts: “I can finally lay down and die”.

3. Paul talking to Mellisa in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals: “yeah, I don’t want to though.”

4. Zazzalil, sadly: “I just wanted to be lazy.”

5. Voldemort, from A Very Potter Musical, sadly: “Death sucks, you all suck. I hate you.”

6. A confused Jafar in Twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier: “okay, Jesus Christ. I don’t know what’s going on here.”

7. Craphole explaining in Trail to Oregon: “I’d say, ‘I don’t know’”

8. Sally from Me and my Dick, covering her ears, in response to Miss Cooter: “This is way too overwhelming for a Tuesday!”

9. Craphole: “I basically know nothing.” End ID.]

Starkid Relatable quotes:

aladdin calling ja'far a sorcerer for knowing where hippopotamuses come from

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“We really do just treat him like a throw away joke. Throw him away…”

“hes the main character to the tiger”

“we see him as just some silly side character to illustrate her reluctance to get married” End ID]

“No-one Remembers Achmed” is 10x funnier when you remember that he literally declared war on the magic kingdom and invaded their kingdom with a whole ass army and he’s still only a secondary villain to Aladdin

I have to reblog this like my life depend on it

Forever, Baghera and Bbh as starkid twisted is so perfect omg 😂

This trio’s dynamic is so hilarious omg. I love them.

Clip is from a Starkid show “Twisted” you can watch the whole thing on yt. The song is called “Happy Ending”

this musical is such a piece of gold, it’s entertaining and hilarious and deep and humankind has done nothing to deserve it yet here we are. how did i not watch this any sooner. how do not more people know about it. i am in love.

noah fence but this will never not be the funniest fuckin thing

Shrek the Musical and Twisted by Starkid have the same energy.

No, I will not elaborate.

ok but what if it was

Girl who liked musicals

white Monday

Stupid Prudes must Live

and what if

A not-so Harry Musical

Straightened, the overused story of a peasant Vizier

the Car Ride to Wisconsin

Watertaker

just saying. Just throwing this out there.

hey guys what if "What If Tomorrow Comes" is a reference to the line in twisted "But what if tomorrow doesn't come" (I don't remember it exactly). What if it's a callback to Twisted to celebrate the return of Dylan. what if

Helluva Rewritten Musical

I may not talk about it much here, but I am a massive fan of Team Starkid, there musical's make up basically my entire top 10 list and ever since I discovered them through Twisted I thought about the prospect of chipping away at an idea for a musical of my own.

However, it wouldn't be until recently, after several asks exchanged between myself and @pinkandpurple360 that it would occur to me how perfect HB could be if reimagined as a musical, or rather a series of musicals.

It all started with the simple idea of a stage adaptation that would use Stolas as the villain he was originally conceptualized as, with a focus on the episodes involving his affair, rewriting most of them to adapt the story to the plot shift and to make the production flow better.

Now, this is, at present, a purely hypothetical venture, an elaborate writing exercise being done by someone whose writing experience extends to a private, skit-based homage to British comedies from the turn of the millennium. (There is a non-zero chance I will refine that into something more substantial in the future) However, I would like to eventually realize HRM as an actual stage show.

For now, I'll be posting about individual aspects of it that I've thought about and discussed with others so far. If you're interested in what ideas have been developed so far, I suggest you start with these threads: one , two

Beyond that, I'm am more than willing to answer asks pertaining to the project, so if you have a specific thing you'd like clarified feel free to ask away!

I love Luci, but Dylan Saunders.... He should've been voiced by Dylan Saunders.

If you don't know why, then watch Twisted.

It wouldn't be that big a stretch, they already got Darren Criss.

Edit: To clarify, I love his voice acting as is, but as someone who's hopelessly addicted to Starkid I just go a bit nuts when he gives higher Dylan character vibes than he usually does.

He really pulled this card! He's trying to relate to her so bad, bless his efforts.

If I believed from Twisted:The untold story of a royal vizier fits John I think

An excerpt from the song-

'Science says you're dead and gone forever

Reason says I'm talking to the air

But something in my heart

Some secret hidden part

Illogically insists that you are there

Somewhere'

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk once again

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Everyone Listens to Starkid, Right??

So, my partners (who shall remain nameless. I know you see this) have not listened to or watched any Starkid/TCB productions.

Starkid is a musical theatre production team that posts all of their musicals on YouTube, FOR FREE.

I will provide links down below to some of their shows, but this blog might become a Starkid Fan Page if I’m not careful.

Some Starkid Musicals That Are Great To Start With (And my Personal Review)

A Very Potter Musical - A Harry Potter Parody Musical. Some older Starkid Shows are split into a video per scene. This was the first Starkid Musical, was made when the members were in College in 2009 (almost 11 years ago). The audio and video quality aren’t the best, since it was 2009, but it is still an enjoyable comedy. As special of a musical it is in my heart, however, it has a scattered plot. It is the first of three “A Very Potter” Musicals. Draco Malfoy is played by a young woman, who rolls on the floor. Darren Criss, better known for his acting as Blaine in Glee, begins his acting career as Harry Potter. Made me ship Voldemort and Quirrel. 9.8/10 You won’t regret it, This Musical is Totally Awesome!

Official Description: Harry and his pals are in for adventure when the Dark Lord returns from the dead to take revenge on The Boy Who Lived! So take a ride on Voldemort's flying machine and get ready to go back to Hogwarts!

Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizer - This Musical is impressive. It’s Wicked, but it’s Aladdin. It’s heartfelt, but it’s an absolute joke. It is, somehow, as traditional as Sondheim and as fresh and new as Lin Manuel-Miranda. Long story short, It may be one of my favorite Starkid musicals. Twisted focuses on the classical Disney villain, Jafar. The musical tells a different story from that of Aladdin, however. In it, the Sultan is an incompetent man, and needs his Vizer, Jafar, to care for the country. Jafar, however, is hated by the people, who don’t seem to understand practicality. Aladdin is not a sympathetic Diamond in the rough, but a crazy, murderous, scoundrel. Jasmine, who, to my knowledge is only referred to as “The princess” is a well meaning, but ineffectual and oblivious at best and at worst, ditzy, and incredibly stupid. She is, however, an endearing thing, and I found myself loving her more by the 2nd act. 15/10 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, JAFAR!

Official Description: Hop on your flying carpet, because this musical parody retells the classic tale of Aladdin... from the villain's point of view! Long ago in a Magic Kingdom, one misunderstood Royal Vizier will go on a quest to save his city from its bumbling sultan, an invading prince, and the most notorious thief to ever live! With the help of the Kingdom's free-spirited, teenage Princess, the Vizier must find a magical lamp containing a wish-granting Djinn (who's really funny, by the way) and defeat the city's most-wanted criminal... Aladdin! This musical adventure celebrates and lovingly pokes fun at everyone's favorite series of hand-drawn, animated films.

The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals - A horror-comedy about singing aliens who possess people! Sounds fun! The first Starkid musical I ever listened to. *gasp* they’re a... NEW FAN??1!1!!?? Yes. I admit it. I had never seen anything Starkid related (except for the Edgar Allen Poe Murder Mystery from Tin Can Bros... long story) I honestly thought, at first, that it was a guy who was ranting online about not liking musicals. Then, when I found out IT WAS a musical, I figured it was about some guy learning how to enjoy musicals. BOY, WAS I WRONG. TGWDLM follows the title character, Paul, played by Jon Matteson. This musical and it’s sequel gave birth to a lot of what I call Baby Starkids. New additions to the cast. Now, I consider Robert Manion part of this list, because baby didn’t get enough screen time in Twisted, damnit. 11/10. Robert’s Hip Wiggles. Watch, and you’ll know.

Official Description: Everything in Hatchetfield seemed normal until people began singing... Then, they began dancing... And now, a musical pandemic is sweeping the entire city. It’s up to Paul (an average guy who doesn’t like musicals) and his friends to stop this musical apocalypse and fight for humanity’s future.

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A Very Potter Musical - YouTube

Harry and his pals are in for adventure when the Dark Lord returns from the dead to take revenge on The Boy Who Lived! So take a ride on Vol

Black Friday/TGWDLM Characters as other Starkid Characters cause I’m not over this.

Lex Foster - Zazzalil

Ethan Green - The Princess

President Howard Goodman - Agent Curt Mega

Cineplex Kid - Hot Chocolate Boy

Ted - Owen Carvour

Paul - Agent Curt Mega (Howard and Paul have the same energy. Don’t lie)

Charlotte - Jemilla

Bill - Slippery when Wet/Mother

General McNamara - Wizard Cops

Emma - Clark saying “fuck no, Zaz”

Hidgens - Albus Dumbledore

Jeff Blim’s feral characters

“they'll remember achmed, the tiger fcking man!”

bruv he inhaled too many chemicals