Shrek - Tumblr Posts
My own Megamind vs. Characters meme edit posters to make fun of the Terrible Megamind Sequel on Peacock, can't wait to watch the movie someday to make fun of it, lol.
I'm watching shrek forever after in icelandic rn and i love that there are like 6 actors total that play 20 characters
i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
Astarion IS Shrek 2
Shrek's Wilderness Getaway A Family Camping Trip
Chapter 1 - A Swampy Surprise Shrek's Camping Revelation:
In the serene morning mist of the swamp, the ogre family awoke to the rustle of leaves and the chirping of birds. Shrek's voice boomed with excitement as he unveiled his surprise—a camping adventure in the heart of the wilderness. Eager anticipation shimmered in their eyes as they gathered their belongings, ready for the journey ahead. With Donkey's enthusiastic braying and Dragon's protective presence, they set off, their hearts filled with the promise of adventure.
Chapter 2 - Dawn of Adventure Embarking on a Wilderness Journey:
As dawn bathed the marshlands in golden light, Shrek's announcement sparked a fervor of excitement among his family. Together with Donkey, Dragon, and their hybrid offspring, they ventured towards Dragon's lair—a sanctuary of untamed beauty. Shrek's recent efforts to prepare the campsite infused them with confidence, promising comfort amidst the wilderness. With each step, their spirits soared, echoing the thrill of past adventures.
Chapter 3 - Embracing Memories Settling into Dragon's Sanctuary:
The cavern walls embraced the ogre family, whispering tales of resilience and triumph. Within their temporary abode, Shrek's thoughtful upgrades offered a glimpse of home amidst the wilderness. Memories of past challenges mingled with the excitement of new horizons, binding them closer together. As they settled in, a sense of peace washed over them, filling their hearts with gratitude for the journey ahead.
Chapter 4 - Bounty of Nature Fiona's Morning Outing:
With the dawn's light, Fiona embarked on a quest for sustenance, her steps guided by the rhythms of nature. Amidst the wild, she discovered a whimsical gathering of chickens, their presence a testament to the beauty of the untamed world. Dragon's fiery breath breathed life into the campfire, igniting a feast fit for royalty. Together, they savored the bounty of nature, grateful for each moment of abundance.
Chapter 5 - Melodic Magic Fiona's Breakfast Gathering:
Fiona's voice wove through the morning air, a symphony that called forth the wonders of the forest. Her melody drew wild chickens to her side, their dance a testament to the magic that surrounded them. Undeterred by the chaos, Fiona gathered eggs with grace, her connection to the world around her unbreakable. With Dragon's help, they transformed nature's gifts into a breakfast fit for champions.
Chapter 6 - Celestial Stories Nighttime Tales by the Campfire:
Under the starlit sky, Shrek and Donkey breathed life into tales of old, their voices weaving through the night. The crackling campfire cast shadows that danced with the memories of past adventures. Each story illuminated the bond between them, a tapestry woven with laughter and shared experiences. As the night deepened, their spirits soared, carried by the magic of the wilderness.
Chapter 7 - Slumber Serenade Dreams under the Starlit Sky:
With stomachs full and hearts light, the ogre and donkey/dragon families settled into their sleeping bags, cradled by the embrace of the night. Dreams danced through their minds, guided by the whispers of the stars above. Shrek's ogre tales lingered in their hearts, a reminder of the journeys that shaped them. As morning light kissed the horizon, they stirred awake, grateful for the memories woven into their souls.
okay going back to our schedule
pinocchio
i'm not sorry
this is funny to me lol
can't decide between these two versions
what the HeLL this boy could possibly do so people had to make posters with him