Karilitli - My Class Is As Smart As My 3rd Toe On My Left Foot - Tumblr Blog

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

Well he's transphobic so I don't care what he has to say

INCREDIBLY funny how the only person I’ve seen so far with a positive reaction to the Minecraft movie trailer is Notch

after despair comes joy

fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

This has infected me it's been stuck in my head for days

Getting paid to doodle Kinger in a dead store behind the cash register

girl who is going to be okay

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

Never forget that Alex Hirsch wanted to put grandma yuri in Gravity Falls and Disney forced him to take it out

Absolutely me as a cat.

whenevr i draw a fish maid usually the reference pic is some middle aged white guy. im forcemaiding them

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Shoots you with milk beams from my big naturals (it impales you, you are dead)

Biggest betrayal of my life was learning cis women do grow leg hair too they just wax it

Well now I'm gonna wax it too

AND THEN MY POWER WILL BE IMMEASURABLE

Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.