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Congrats to Sans on winning the title of Ultimate Tumblr Sexyman.
POV: Sans explains his evil plan to become the ultimate tumblr sexyman after he murked the queen

Do you think the man with the long teeth could be tumblr sexy man? 🤔
You know everyone was simping over the onsler in the illumination Lorax movie, but he is not hot at all. Yeah, I said it. His goofy ass round face with his little nose is not it. Mf looking like the original Santa Claus and that one poem. We need to start doing fan art of the original onesler.

Not to mention the illumination Lorax movie sucks





Please make him a tumblr sexyman (or at least let him grow a fan base)

Quick doodle using a pinterest reference
Tsundere Reigen???? :0000
I love this ship too much ;^;
Current Round: 1
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Links to this rounds polls below the cut!
Epic vs Lust Fell vs Error Fresh vs Reaper Nightmare vs Horror Ccino vs Passive!Nightmare Fatal!Error vs Ink Dream vs Swap!Dream Science vs Baggs Dance vs Outer Geno vs Dust Shattered!Dream vs Swap!Nightmare Farm vs Blueberror Fellswap vs G!Sans Swap vs Crossbones Killer vs Swapfell Colour vs Cross
Current Round: 2
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Winners Round 2
Lust vs Fell Reaper vs Nightmare Uncorrupted!Nightmare vs Ink Dream vs Baggs Outer vs Dust Shattered!Dream vs Farm FellSwap vs Swap Killer vs Cross
Losers Round 1
Epic vs Error Fresh vs Horror Ccino vs Fatal!Error Swap!Dream vs Science Dance vs Geno Swap!Nightmare vs Blueberror G!Sans vs Crossbones Swapfell vs Colour
Our first official winner has been decided!
Congratulations to Nightmare, winner of the 2024 tumblr sexy sans tournament!
Imagine how much consensual workplace relation he has to cut out

Ahaha, pain amirite



I tried drawing sans for the first time đź’€

this sucks lmfao
Praying to god Spanky will become the next tumblr sexyman cuz if not I’m gonna be disappointed


tumblr sexyman on dti with @transranp0
It's sooo close but it's looking like Jonathan will win... But this is "All Man" Quincey, guys! Guys?
Round 11
We lay our scene on this cold, clear autumn evening, where I have the honor of declaring tonight’s victory as well as the terrible task of announcing another elimination. Here are the results!

[ID. Mina Harker: 992 votes (81%) and Lucy Westenra: 226 votes (19%). END ID.]
The winner of Round 10 is Mina Harker!

[ID. An illustration of Lucy Westenra kissing Mina Harker’s forehead. Lucy wears her hair up in a loose Gibson-girl style updo, and a muted yellow tea gown with a high ruffled collar and an olive wrap. Mina wears an all-black walking suit and her hair in twists arranged into a low bun. She has an open-mouth smile, showing her small fangs. END ID.]
The young Miss Westenra admitted defeat to her bosom friend, though she appeared, if it is possible, happier by far than the victor herself. She wished oceans of love and millions of kisses to Madam Mina as she took her bow, now happily cheering on her sweetheart from the sidelines. This marks the second contest won in a landslide by Mrs Harker, and it’s very likely we may see a #MinaSweep if her momentum continues! But who will be her next challenger?
It seems just yesterday that they clasped hands in a warrior’s bond… now they must face each other to qualify for semifinals!
Jonathan Harker vs Quincey Morris
VOTE HERE



fanart for toby foxs fanfiction

THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP
ALEX HIRSCH YOU DELIGHT ME MORE EVERY DAY