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Bowser: "DO PRINCESSES FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE?"
Luigi: "THEY DO IF THEY HAVE GOOD TASTE!"
Truly needed more of this little dude. He's got like 3 scenes.
She's not even trying to hide it and I love this-
*Ahem* LET'S-A-FUCK🍄NG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
So... some popular Movie Reviewing channels on Youtube had the audacity to say Luigi and Mario's relationship in the movie was forced and even that it felt like a rip-off of Elsa and Anna's (Frozen) ಠ_ಠ
What do these people think a well written brotherhood is? Fighting all the time until you get to a rushed resolution at the film's climax?
"My little brother Luigi"
Facts Lumalee, facts.
IMAGES YOU CAN HEAR
"The Super Mario Bros Movie" (2023)
This man had to process the existence of a parallel world, living mushrooms, talking gorillas and evil turtles ALL IN ONE DAY.
🚨 HOLD UP! New movie drops in April 2026!?! FOR REAL?! 🚨Sequels always give me anxiety okay? Just look at Megamind 2 (Could be the DK spinoff but either way this is officially a frachise!)
- Fix-It Felix is born taking insipiration from Super Mario.
- A Fix-It Felix inspired look is considered for Movie Mario.
With Joe Pitt's help we have come full circle! 💫
So, it is a fact Daisy almost made it in the first movie and is probably going to be in the second, therefore I can't help but wonder how she might be introduced. Are they just going to say somewhere humans already inhabited the mushroom world and Peach conveniently knew nothing? With Miyamoto (AKA No-Story Man) involved it's possible but hopefully they won't go there. And if so, can she have royalty in this incarnation or it must be sacrificed in order to keep those grains of lore set by Chapter 1? I like to imagine her princess origin story will be this zany Illumination one where after the end of SMB (with the public finding out of a new world) or during the events of the sequel itself, this hot ginger tourist visits Sarasaland and mindlessly pulls a mythycal weapon out of some stone, only for.. you guessed it; the population to proclaim her ruler of the whole country! (4 kingdoms btw)
I mean, they ARE kinda giving these positions away over there tbh..
Toadsworth and Waluigi stans right now:
The breeding of swiney filthy cunts
You know everyone was simping over the onsler in the illumination Lorax movie, but he is not hot at all. Yeah, I said it. His goofy ass round face with his little nose is not it. Mf looking like the original Santa Claus and that one poem. We need to start doing fan art of the original onesler.
Not to mention the illumination Lorax movie sucks