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no bc ive been saying this for so long. WHY CANT HUMANS HIBERNATE IN THE WINTER

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong

OH MY GOSH????

NSFW MDNI!!!

kinkmas day six !! spit play , impact play

intak x f. reader

warnings: smut, mean dom intak!, degradation, spitting in mouth, light face slapping, intak is hesitant at first but well if reader wants it then .. okay!, established relationship, pwp, fingers in mouth yum!, oral (idol receiving) this is so short but.. idk

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you sit on your knees in front of intak, innocently looking up at him after your request.

“you want me to what?” he looks mildly confused. you two were pretty vanilla for the most part, not really trying new things often. intak was a very sweet lover, but something about the way he performs makes you want him to be rougher with you.

you suddenly feel small as you slowly tug his pants down. “you don’t have to! i just wanna see if i like it.”

intak pats your head. “whatever my baby wants, i’ll give to her.”

you exchange smiles, pulling his boxers and being met with his hardening length.

you wrap your hand around him, your thumb on his tip spreading the small bit of precum around to tease him. intak trails his hand from your scalp to your jaw, “open.”

your tongue falls out when you do, butterflies in your stomach at the anticipation as you watch a drop of his saliva fall from his mouth and into yours. you moan at the contact, and close your mouth to swallow it. intak pulls your chin down to check and you stick your tongue out again. you watch as his eyes darken.

“good pup.” intak spits into your mouth again, then shoving two fingers in. he slowly pumps them in and out, making you gag and roll your eyes back. “so fuckin’ dirty, babe.”

he removes his fingers and uses them to squish your cheeks, smearing the combination of his and your saliva. he taps your face, imitating a slap, and you squeeze your legs together. “more.” you whine.

he lands a slight harder smack, watching the way you wince a little and bite your lip, big grin on your face. you drop a hand down at your thighs, sneaking your fingers to your barely clothed clit to rub at it to feel some friction.

“pathetic,” smack. “getting off on me hurting you.”

intak reaches under your chin again so you open your mouth, tongue out, panting like a dog. another glob of spit falls onto your tongue and he shoves his dick into your mouth. your moan muffled as you nearly choke. tears forming as you grab onto his thighs to ground yourself.

intak has two hands in your hair as he stares, eyes gone dark, aura completely different. “make me cum and i’ll reward you.”

Okay I went to the mall today and I got these super cute yoga pants from off line by Ari (not my usual style but their so cute and soft <3)

After this I’m taking a bit about bodies and weight if you’re not in a place for that the TLDR is vanity sizing is out of control and it’s effecting me as someone who’s literally average build

—and that’s all fun UNTIL you learn that the pants that fit me best were EXTRA SMALL and that was THE SMALLEST SIZE they had in store

I’m not tiny or petite, I’m average height for a woman in the USA and my weight is close to the low number, but it’s still safe/heathy for someone my size

I shouldn’t be and extra small, in general because like I said I’m AVERAGE sized, but especially not in an athletic store

I’m average for the us but not on my sports team, on my team I’m both tall and heavy.

I know athletes come in all shapes and sizes

I saw the Olympics, even at that level there’s so much diversity I’m not saying that stores should make all their sizes smaller but we NEED a bigger size range

This store appeals to young athletes, and that demographic includes some of the smallest people I have ever met

I should not be the smallest size that they carry in store especially when most of the clothing is stretchy and will become loose over time

oh i’m sure this doesn’t have any terribly racist implications

I have come to make an announcement...

The "new arrival" bullshit sucks. Like, I can't effectively block goddamn porn blogs if they're marked as "new arrivals" in my goddamn tags.

I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna remember every single porn tag on Tumblr to date, just to block a single porn blog (that specifically uses the not-so-recognizable tags; bots rarely use them but can 'cause they're fucking bots).

The worst part? I have "access" to the block button and it hides the blog from view, but the moment I click off the tag and back in, the same fucking post on that same blog I could've sworn I literally just blocked a few seconds ago was right there!

Tumblr needs to get rid of this "new arrival" bullshit, hands down. If I can't link my goddamn shiny-ass brand new sideblogs from the get-go, yet "new arrival" blogs can't be blocked for being shiny-ass brand new (even if it's a bot account!), then I know that the "new arrivals" thing is bullshit and a useless fucking feature.