This Is Cannon Btw - Tumblr Posts
100% Canon!!!
This is Canon in a universe where The living dead didn't happen.
Everyone watching TV: Whaaaaaat?!
*Breaking news florida man crashes a plane and survives*
Fun fact, in my swap au earth is trans fem because at one point she was a part of sun. On a side note sun may not be as cis as I thought.
Obey me brothers react to MC turning into cheese
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MC Becomes Cheese!
(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)
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Beel eats you immediately before he can even think. You died. That's it.
jon sims literally cannot access a lot of the internet cause he gets to the ‘i am human’ button and starts sobbing
House: You love me, right, Wilson?
Wilson: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Hhhhhuuufufufu bad batch tk fluff art make brain go brrrRREEEEEE!! ❣️🥺🥺🫶🏻
bad bitch doodles I forgot to post, absolute nuisances to each other (I want them to laugh on screen so bad)
Optimus: Nice work.
Bumblebee: Good. Thanks, dad.
*All of the Autobots stop and look at him*
Bumblebee: Why is everyone staring at me?
Ironhide: You just called Optimus "dad.". You said, "thanks, dad."
Bumblebee: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."
Optimus: Do you see me as a father figure, Bee?
Bumblebee *laughing*: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
Jazz: Hey, show your father some respect!
Bumblebee: I didn't call him dad.
Optimus: No, no, no, no, Bumblebee. I take it as a compliment.
Cliffjumper: It's not a big deal. I called Arcee "mom" once, and she's my fiancée.
Bumblebee: Guys, jump on that! Cliffjumper has psycho-sexual issues.
Hot Rod : Old news. But you calling Optimus "daddy"...
Bumblebee: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.
The Decepticon they just put in the holding cell: But you did call him "dad," dude.
Bumblebee: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Decepticon: All right, all right, I was lying about the holdups. But the dad thing, that happened.
Bumblebee: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.
Optimus: I believe you.
Bumblebee: Thank you.
Optimus: Son.
*Bumblebee huffs annoyed*.
Optimus: Do you want to talk about it over a game of catch?
Bumblebee: I'd like that.