
i like writing depressing fanfiction. He/Him
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Lydia *during Act 2*: Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that I fucked up real bad

They have one braincell between them and Barbara is holding onto it for safekeeping










Pacific Heights, San Francisco, California,










Pacific Heights, San Francisco, California,
Lydia: standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like, look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing.
Adam: wow, you are not ready to hear about trees
Things to do While Quarantined
- Learn all of the choreography to All You Wanna Do
Things to do While Quarantined
- Learn all of the choreography to All You Wanna Do
Reginald: Of course I know my adopted children's names. There's *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lularoe, D'angelo, Aliexpress, Klaxon, Fiver, Bench and Vancouver
Charles *letting Lydia win at arm wrestling:* aw, darn it, you won!
BJ *slamming Lydia’s arm down with full force, nearly breaking it*: DO YOU SEE NOW, LYDIA, WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR?
lydia coming out to charles and delia
delia: lydia!! you’ve been sitting in your room in the dark all day! come out!
lydia, from the other side of the door: i’m gay
charles: that’s not what she meant but we support you
to the maitlands
lydia: i’m gay
barbara: that’s wonderful! are there any girls at school you—
adam, unable to hold back: hi gay i’m supportive ghost dad
to beetlejuice
lydia: hey
beetlejuice: hey, you spooky little lesbian
lydia: how did you-
beetlejuice: i may be dumb but i’m not stupid
Veronica *listening to “Teenage Suicide”: I hate this song. JD: Well you have to admit it’s catchy. Veronica: The Bubonic Plague was catchy, that doesn’t mean it’s good
Sometime in the future
BJ *holding Lydia’s newborn*: oh my god she’s beautiful
Doctor: we’re going to have to give her some shots
BJ: oh hell yeah, pour it up! It’s her BIRTHDAY
Mother’s Day
Lydia *giving Mother’s day cards she bought to Barbara and Delia*: thank you for being here for me, it’s just that it’s my first without....anyway you’ve both been wonderful
Later that day
BJ *find the card she left on the table for Emily*: aw kiddo
BJ *takes the card to the netherworld and gives it to Tina*: see that this gets to Emily Deetz please
Beetlejuice: Hey Delia did you know that thot stands for thoughtful person?
Delia: Really? I wasn't aware of that.
Delia: Thank you Beej I'll keep that in mind.
Felix: No problem Delia.
Delia: Thanks for your help Lydia, you're a real thot.
Lydia: *wheeze*
Lydia: i'M A WHAT-
Beetlejuice: You’re my best friend, Lydia. Last year we shared a toothbrush.
Lydia: I was not aware of that.
Beetlejuice: We did.
Barbra and Adam:🎵Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens-🎵
Lydia And Beetlejuice: 🎶STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKENS!!🎶








klaus seeing allison bleeding on the floor, trying to comfort luther, and then collapsing in shock. (1.08 | i heard a rumor)
even after all the hargreeves kids leave the academy, every time someone says “i heard a rumor” in everyday conversation their blood runs cold
You cannot convince me otherwise that when klaus hsrgreeves was younger and one of the guys got mad at him He would say “is it that time of the month again” and they just sat there so confused at what that meant
You cannot convince me otherwise that when klaus hsrgreeves was younger and one of the guys got mad at him He would say “is it that time of the month again” and they just sat there so confused at what that meant
Mood.
Vanya: I don’t even know what I’m feeling right now
Allison: Try describing it
Vanya: *high pitched scream*
My queen omg

happy pride month don’t erase klaus’ pansexuality

Sibiu,România.

Sibiu,România.