Pacific Heights, San Francisco, California,

Pacific Heights, San Francisco, California,

Veronica *listening to “Teenage Suicide”: I hate this song. JD: Well you have to admit it’s catchy. Veronica: The Bubonic Plague was catchy, that doesn’t mean it’s good

Charles *letting Lydia win at arm wrestling:* aw, darn it, you won!

BJ *slamming Lydia’s arm down with full force, nearly breaking it*: DO YOU SEE NOW, LYDIA, WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR?

Beetlejuice: You’re my best friend, Lydia. Last year we shared a toothbrush.

Lydia: I was not aware of that.

Beetlejuice: We did.

lydia coming out to charles and delia

delia: lydia!! you’ve been sitting in your room in the dark all day! come out!

lydia, from the other side of the door: i’m gay

charles: that’s not what she meant but we support you

to the maitlands

lydia: i’m gay

barbara: that’s wonderful! are there any girls at school you—

adam, unable to hold back: hi gay i’m supportive ghost dad

to beetlejuice

lydia: hey

beetlejuice: hey, you spooky little lesbian

lydia: how did you-

beetlejuice: i may be dumb but i’m not stupid

Beetlejuice: Hey Delia did you know that thot stands for thoughtful person?

Delia: Really? I wasn't aware of that.

Delia: Thank you Beej I'll keep that in mind.

Felix: No problem Delia.

Delia: Thanks for your help Lydia, you're a real thot.

Lydia: *wheeze*

Lydia: i'M A WHAT-