They Have One Braincell Between Them And Barbara Is Holding Onto It For Safekeeping

They have one braincell between them and Barbara is holding onto it for safekeeping

Mother’s Day

Lydia *giving Mother’s day cards she bought to Barbara and Delia*: thank you for being here for me, it’s just that it’s my first without....anyway you’ve both been wonderful

Later that day

BJ *find the card she left on the table for Emily*: aw kiddo

BJ *takes the card to the netherworld and gives it to Tina*: see that this gets to Emily Deetz please

lydia coming out to charles and delia

delia: lydia!! you’ve been sitting in your room in the dark all day! come out!

lydia, from the other side of the door: i’m gay

charles: that’s not what she meant but we support you

to the maitlands

lydia: i’m gay

barbara: that’s wonderful! are there any girls at school you—

adam, unable to hold back: hi gay i’m supportive ghost dad

to beetlejuice

lydia: hey

beetlejuice: hey, you spooky little lesbian

lydia: how did you-

beetlejuice: i may be dumb but i’m not stupid

Beetlejuice: You’re my best friend, Lydia. Last year we shared a toothbrush.

Lydia: I was not aware of that.

Beetlejuice: We did.

Veronica *listening to “Teenage Suicide”: I hate this song. JD: Well you have to admit it’s catchy. Veronica: The Bubonic Plague was catchy, that doesn’t mean it’s good

Lydia *during Act 2*:  Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that I fucked up real bad