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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale
Bro I get that hot gay mouse relationship is appealing af but I’ve been thinking about how it would actually work in canon.
Geronimo and Kornelius are the type of people who everyone thinks are dating/gay for each other except them. The play the part of “we are not together but we act like we are” and “haha nah he’s just my best friend *kisses back of paw* good night sugar cube ^_^” hella well.
Also, Veronica is deffo the 3rd wheel.
Me after reading the book about Celine Herondale: Oh I love this character spuch I really wish she had a good life *starts shipping her with Stephen*
Also me: *re-reading Stephen's letter to Jace and Amatis words* oh shit I love this two I'm so sad they're wedding have been broke by Valentine.
Always me: but I'm happy for Celine? But I'm also sad for Celine?
And feel bad for Amatis?
So in conclusion, Amatis and Stephen would have had a wonderful life and Celine deserved better.
I really hope that there's a universe where she fell in love with someone that truly loved her
Stephen I'm hating you so much right now
hiromu arakawa is a genius because she made a huge muscular angsty warrior priest with an intensely tragic past who uses alchemy to murder war criminals in revenge who's so badass he doesn't have a canon NAME and is just called SCAR and she looked at him and said "you know what he needs? fatherhood" and decided to make his canonical best friend a four foot tall princess who wears pink and braids her hair and has a baby panda and thinks her life is a YA paranormal drama series
Kinkajou, bolting upright at 2am: why are they called birthdays and not birth anniversaries
Moon, beside her:
Moon: Kinkajou, love, light of my life, sweetheart, what the fuck
ok top five moments sukuna considered killing yuuji on the spot, future plans be damned
it's 1am which is why I barely remember anything that happened in the manga so I came up with headcanons instead. hope u don't mind <3
5 moments sukuna considered killing yuuji on the spot
1.
we know sukuna is canonically dozing off like 80% of the time but what to do when your 15yo gen z host plays Nicki Minaj's pound the alarm 4 hours on loop on full volume? exactly. build up enough rage to temporarily take over the body and throw the jukebox out of the window
2.
yuuji: sukuna more like SUCKuna ahahahahajckskak *morphes into sukuna* any last words before I rip your head off, brat
3.
there was this one time yuuji couldn't fall asleep at night so he started asking sukuna random and frankly invasive questions. as you do when sharing a body, obviously. how many people have you killed? have you ever been cold in your yukata? do you think Gandalf would have been able to defeat you? was the ancient version of netflix and chill called pictures and kill? your original body had two faces and two pairs of arms, what about two dicks?
4.
after watching grave of the fireflies yuuji cried so much that sukuna's realm was flooded with tears. unfortunately, a certain 1000 year old god never learned how to swim so he damn nearly drowned. not that yuuji actually noticed any of this as he miserably tried numbing his sorrow in ghibli soundtracks.
sukuna: DUDE WTF TURN THE WATER SUPPLY OFF I'M DROWING HERE
yuuji: *removes one earbud* what
ey yo what's up I'm sukuna, 1000, and I never learned how to fucking swim
5.
one day yuuji, bored out of his mind on a free day, started telling people little white lies about sukuna. how would they know?
yuuji: hey kugisaki, sukuna said your hair looks extra shiny today ;)
yuuji: okkotsu-senpai, did you know that sukuna wants to be reborn as a koala in his next life? killing civilians and wrecking havoc ended up having a negative impact on his psyche so he'd rather have a peaceful and uneventful existence next time.
yuuji: gojou-sensei, I talked with sukuna earlier and he actually said you would have been able to defeat him in his original body! he accepts you as the strongest sorcerer.
sukuna: THE DISRESPECT. THE AUDACITY! YOU LITTLE RAT I WILL SLICE YOU OPEN AND EAT YOUR ORGANS
ok top five moments sukuna considered killing yuuji on the spot, future plans be damned
it's 1am which is why I barely remember anything that happened in the manga so I came up with headcanons instead. hope u don't mind <3
5 moments sukuna considered killing yuuji on the spot
1.
we know sukuna is canonically dozing off like 80% of the time but what to do when your 15yo gen z host plays Nicki Minaj's pound the alarm 4 hours on loop on full volume? exactly. build up enough rage to temporarily take over the body and throw the jukebox out of the window
2.
yuuji: sukuna more like SUCKuna ahahahahajckskak *morphes into sukuna* any last words before I rip your head off, brat
3.
there was this one time yuuji couldn't fall asleep at night so he started asking sukuna random and frankly invasive questions. as you do when sharing a body, obviously. how many people have you killed? have you ever been cold in your yukata? do you think Gandalf would have been able to defeat you? was the ancient version of netflix and chill called pictures and kill? your original body had two faces and two pairs of arms, what about two dicks?
4.
after watching grave of the fireflies yuuji cried so much that sukuna's realm was flooded with tears. unfortunately, a certain 1000 year old god never learned how to swim so he damn nearly drowned. not that yuuji actually noticed any of this as he miserably tried numbing his sorrow in ghibli soundtracks.
sukuna: DUDE WTF TURN THE WATER SUPPLY OFF I'M DROWING HERE
yuuji: *removes one earbud* what
ey yo what's up I'm sukuna, 1000, and I never learned how to fucking swim
5.
one day yuuji, bored out of his mind on a free day, started telling people little white lies about sukuna. how would they know?
yuuji: hey kugisaki, sukuna said your hair looks extra shiny today ;)
yuuji: okkotsu-senpai, did you know that sukuna wants to be reborn as a koala in his next life? killing civilians and wrecking havoc ended up having a negative impact on his psyche so he'd rather have a peaceful and uneventful existence next time.
yuuji: gojou-sensei, I talked with sukuna earlier and he actually said you would have been able to defeat him in his original body! he accepts you as the strongest sorcerer.
sukuna: THE DISRESPECT. THE AUDACITY! YOU LITTLE RAT I WILL SLICE YOU OPEN AND EAT YOUR ORGANS
Musashi teaching Jyuugo how to read/write
She's so me
“Lieutenant, can you still fight?”
Roy knows she’s near breaking. The news about his eyes is especially crushing to her, who already failed at protecting him once, but he needs her steady and calm at his side. If circumstances were different, he would refuse to let her fight after losing so much blood (and maybe even be the one holding her). But now blinded, he so desperately needs the eyes of a hawk.
This is enough to snap her out of it. It’s not a harsh military order to get it together, but a request for her help. She understands what he’s asking of her, and she will give it her all. She will not be torn from him again.
Bonus: this screen cap is just so tender...
