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As soon as you accept the truth that no one's there to listen to your shitty matters, only then you could actually do something about it on your own...
At least I dont look like a lumberjack
Let’s play a game!
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I’ll start:
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
[On the phone ]
Y/n : love I’m breaking up-
Dean : IM PREGNANT
Y/n :
Y/n : I meant the phone!
Dean : right! Sorry I panicked
Y/n : Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Dean : please just say fuck
[on a hunt]
Y/n : guys it’s alright we don’t need the guns I have a lighter we get some hair spray and make flamethrowers!
Y/n : let’s fry the bitches!!
Dean : you terrify me
Cas : guys we ran out of cereal water
Sam : what?
Cas : cereal water
Y/n : milk. Oh my god he’s talking about milk
Y/n : I have a solution
Dean : thank goodness
Y/n : …it involves fire
Dean : ABSOLUTELY NOT
Y/n: what happened to me last night
Dean: you thought you developed magic powers and could talk to squirrels
Y/n: kinda glad I don’t remember it
Dean: it’s alright I got it all on video
Y/n: WHAT THE HELL DEAN DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME?
Dean: says the girl who never sent me flowers
Sam : did you just refer to a shiv as a people opener?
Y/n : should I not have
Dean internally: dammit I’m in love
Dean: hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Y/n:no but it did hurt when I fell from the balcony and I need you to call a fucking ambulance dean
Dean : small animals are more vicious than the bigger ones because they have less space for their anger to be bottled up in
Sam : that’s ridiculous give me one example
Cas: wasps
Charlie: chihuahuas
Jack: terriers
Dean : y/n
Y/n: dean I’m about to slap your soul to Jesus
Dean: love is weak stupid and annoying and anyone who is in love is pathetic
Sam:
Sam: you’re literally making a birthday card for y/n
*Dean points glue gun at Sam *
Dean: you’re on thin ice Winchester
Y/n: you’re a dumbass
Dean: but I’m your dumbass
*Points at the ring on her finger*
Dean: FOREVAAAA
Y/n: alright if you could wish for anything you want except there are 2 rules. you cant wish for love and you can’t bring someone from the dead what would you wish for
Dean: I would wish that envelopes moan when you lick them
Y/n:
Y/n: there 3 rules!
Y/n : pass the salt
Dean : what’s the magic word?
Y/: *in a sweet voice * .. or eles
Dean:…..here you go my love
Y/n: I need you
Dean : for?
Y/n: ever
Dean *voice cracking* oh okay
Dean: so what do you want to do tonight
Y/n : world domination
Dean : that a little ambitious sweetheart
Y/n: smirking* you’re my world dean
Dean:
Dean:
Dean: wait
Y/n playing with dean’s hair
Dean: stop it you’re running my reputation
Y/n: then get off my lap
Dean:
Dean:no