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“female characters often have weaker writing compared to male characters” and “audience is unable to appreciate female characters no matter the quality of the writing because they subconsciously see female characters as women first and people second” are two statements that can, should and will coexist
if youre a terf kill yourself 💖
Important announcement! Dragons are real, alive and well. Ok so hear me out, a dragon is just a winged creature with scales. (Fire breathing is not a requirement because there are elemental dragons among other types so not all dragons breathe fire.) Do you know what else is a winged creature with scales? Butterflies and moths. Therefore, according to our formula for dragons, both butterflies and moths are modern day dragons. You might be thinking to yourself, "I didn't know that butterflies and moths have scales." Well my dear friend they do, their wings are covered in scales which leads me to my next point:
Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue taught us this as kids and we just didn't realize. In the Great Fairy Rescue the fairies are painting the butterflies wings. One of the butterflies gets spooked and flies away before the wings are fully painted. Underneath the paint the butterfly is white. Guess what? If you touch a butterfly, you run the risk of rubbing off it's scales. When the scales come off, white wings are revealed. Honestly, this might be proof that faries are real too.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))
The ocean is carbonated. I can think of no other possible explanation for these photos ┐( ˘_˘)┌ the ocean is soda or maybe beer but not soup, I don't make the rules
I just bought a men's XL hoodie for $2 at a thrift sale and it was the best $2 I've spent in a long time. Like oh my gosh I feel like nothing can go wrong. I'm invincible. I feel so safe and protected. Bro I've been on antidepressants for years and no pill has ever made me feel so safe and so contented. I never want to take it off. I'm going to live in this hoodie now and no one can stop me.
To men who wear fun socks,
I absolutely love all of you. You undeniably make my days better. I could be having the most shit day ever but if I see a man wearing duck or teddy bear or geese with knives or axolotl ect. socks my day is instantly 100x better. Please keep wearing fun socks and if you happen to be wearing some right now please tag me in pictures of your fun socks because it will always make me smile. Thank you guys for making the world a better place on sock at a time <33
I think we need some dog sized bees. Or better yet, horse sized bees! Specifically the fluffy bees, btw. They are so soft and cute and I just want to pet them and hold them and fly on their backs and be best friends with them. I think a new would make a very good best friend :))
JUST LOOK AT HOW SOFT AND CUTE THEY ARE! I JUST WANNA BE HIS BESTEST FREN! 🐝
Making art is a delicate dance that no one taught me the steps to
People really be saying, "don't go into art, you won't be able to make a living." They should have told me, "don't go into art, it's hard." Man I love art but dang going to college for art is aHhHHHHhh
If there is a bit of fluff on the biscuits, take the fluff off the biscuits, for it is rude to serve biscuits with fluff
I don't think I have a brain, but if I did have a brain it would be jellyfish. Jellyfish with worms eating it and play cards and a random acorn bouncing around and gears with no teeth that just spin like wheels and don't do anything. Oh and I think if I had a brain it's in my feet. I step on it all day. No wonder it doesn't work.
When my little sibling found out I was on the Dean's list, they asked me what that was. This is what I told her:
Ok so there's this guy named Dean, right? And he has this list, and ya can't have a list without names, so he goes to each college or university and says "hey, yo, who's got the best grades?" And the college/uni is like "all these people" and then Dean's all like "dude that's so hype, imma put them on my list!" So Dean has like a bajillion lists of names of people with good grades bc he really likes lists
Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole.
Just let me at ‘em, ONE punch. Please?
There is one thing that Tumblr can agree on
Onision can go fuck himself
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Is it a well known fact in the discworld Fandom that The Truth and Going Postal are basically the same book? They feel so similar in their plots and characters, going postal is just better because the Moist is cool.