Snape Defense Squad - Tumblr Posts
Harry after literally almost dying for the 1000th time: Ouch that hurt!
Severus Snape: Hurt?? 😢😩 You don’t know🚫❌ REAL PAIN ☔📉 until the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE DIES 💀🔪🔪🚺 after marrying your worst enemy 💍💏💔 and now u gotta think of creative ways 🙅⭐ to torture their spawn ⚡👓 and all his shitty friends 💩💨 After all this time??👀😱😭💦 ALWAYS💦💋😫💕
Friendly reminder that even though Snape wasn’t a death eater, he was still a horrible teacher and a dick to children
still! can’t! get! over! snape! in! the! movies! breaking! in! to! the! potter! house! to! cry! over! lily’s! dead! body! and! just! leaving! harry! in! the! crib!
Things that the Harry Potter films left out about Snape
Called Lily a mudblood, then tried to cover himself by saying that she alone was different from other muggleborns
Didn’t see a problem with his friends performing Dark Magic on Mary MacDonald, compared it to the Marauders pranks
Dropped a tree branch on Petunia
Attacked Remus in PoA whilst he was trying to explain things and literally said the words ‘I’ll drag the werewolf. Perhaps the Dementors will have a kiss for him too’
Continued to refuse to listen to Sirius’s explanation even though he was being compliant and had only once tried to fight back, without magic, after Snape attacked Remus
After he found out he wasn’t actually going to get an Order of Merlin, or have the satisfaction of seeing two innocent men in jail, he exposed Remus as a werewolf
Ripped a photo of James and Lily and Harry being happy and in love and a family in half and stole the half with Lily on it
Actively tried to get the Marauders expelled from Hogwarts
Dumbledore was ‘disgusted’ by his attitude towards James and Harry
Harry distrusted Snape that much he literally thought he was trying to poison Remus
Abused his position as Head of House to unfairly reward points to Slytherin and take points from other houses, especially Gryffindor, far beyond the extent it was shown in the movies
Told Neville he would feed Trevor Neville’s failed potion so the possibly fatal results would teach him a lesson
Mocked Tonks when her Patronus changed, despite the fact his also changed to match Lily’s
Insulted Hermione’s appearance and told her he didn’t see any difference after Draco cursed her teeth to grow and then watched as she ran out crying
“James Potter bullied Severus Snape…”
like fuck, if there was a nazi at my school, I’d bully that asshole every day too
ur telling me u would be nice to someone that canonically openly discriminates against people based on looks, culture, bloodline and intelligence????