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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO... umm idk guys I could've sworn it was someone's birthday??? I feel like something is missing don't you?
Well nevermind that
Happy October!
TUA is so visually appealing fr
How being a Sparrow went down:
(I made this myself lol)
NO but the SECOND they found out that their dad killed Ben? The storyline from there should have been the siblings reverting back to season one, killing their dad, growing up with Ben and being actual little superheros, but all the good moments happen anyway, with Ben included.
Ben meets a girl called Sloane that he loves like a sister, luckily she marries his older brother Luther.
A girl with powers called Lila gets dropped off at their home, she's outcasted but Ben is kind to her, he's the one that convinces Diego to confess his feelings.
Ben babysits Claire whilst Allison is out at BLM protests with Ray.
Ben keeps Klaus sober and helps him control his powers, so when he meets a nice boy called Dave, Klaus can have a healthy relationship.
Ben is snarky, so he and Five have a great relationship, whenever Five goes out exploring, Ben is the one waiting up to make sure there's coffee upon his arrival. To make sure he ALWAYS makes it home.
Ben is the best man at Viktor and Sissys' wedding, helping Harlon tie his tie for him and there is absolutely no world ending crisis for the siblings anymore because Ben loves his brother Viktor, Ben is kind to him, so Viktor never feels alone.
Ben was what they were missing, the most important thing their father took from them, once they get him back, everything else is gravy.
What we know about everyone’s powers so far in season 4:
Luther - eventually becomes big again (may or may not be monke)
Diego - still out here throwing knives, how it relates to his power remains uncertain
Allison - voice-modulated telekinesis or force generation, maybe? she can at least throw people by screaming
Klaus - might have to do with seances and the dead? also a decent chance that he can levitate based on the teaser
Five - spatial jumps seem to work normally, but are purple. I doubt he can time travel with the timeline all wonky (that’s where the subway comes in, I presume)
Ben - tentacles come out of his back instead of his front. also worth noting that he’s going to cause the apocalypse, and there’s orange stuff under his skin
Viktor - orange powers that look firey (might be his regular powers turned orange and firey, or may just be fire powers - my assumption is a combination of both)
Lila - laser eyeballs????
Sloane - we know nothing
Where is Genesis (Sloane) ☹️
luther and sloane's wedding is such a perfect opportunity for five to play the piano (considering the fact aidan knows how to play piano). also it would be a lot better if viktor plays the violin too
five: the world is ending. there's no point in stopping it.
luther and sloane, immediately: hey um so guys guess what!! we're engaged!! :DD
If season 4 of Umbrella Academy doesn't have more sibling bonding moments I will riot
me: wow, I’d love to see Five get closer to his sister-in-law in season 4
me, later: no no wait, wrong sister-in-law, I meant that he should get to know Sloane because they’re both Fives and she’s intelligent and ambitious but also very sweet and fiercely loyal and I think they would be good friends, THIS IS THE WRONG SISTER-IN-LAW AND THE WRONG KIND OF CLOSE
I don’t think I will ever be able to forgive Allison for what she did in season 3.
I get that she was grieving, and the last thing I want to do is downplay her trauma, but inflicting the same pain that she was enduring onto others, is inexcusable. Just thinking about all the stuff she did makes me kind of pissed off honestly; stealing the small sense of self that they all have been so intimately tied to, essentially destroying everything that Five (and all of them to a certain degree) had been trying to protect for so long, toying with Luther like he’s only there for her pleasure (I could go on for so long about what she did to him in that scene), getting Klaus and Luther killed, killing Harlan, torturing Sloane, the list goes on and on
and doing all of that for nothing but her own personal gain, is completely unforgivable in my eyes. I get that she has been through so much and I can’t even imagine the pain she went through, but that is no excuse for what she did.
I know that she’s some peoples favorite but I can’t not see her as a manipulator and abuser.
no hate to anyone who likes her I fully respect your opinion, I just don’t. Also keep in mind, part of this might just me and my issues but I still don’t like her
Phrase: "You have a well-proportioned forehead, meaning you are considerate, and easily excitable" 🧐
Definition: Klaus, you have a five-head and you're horny, but you would always wait for consent ✋