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Golden retriever. Can never do anything wrong ever
Father of several children (all of them are menaces to society) and co-parent of the lil lady. Tired mom friend that would really like break
LESBIAN that can and will snap you like a tree branch. "What the fuck where you thinking???" vibe, she boxed with Gajah and won
They/Him legend who is high all the time and co-parents the lil lady. Sells weed to just about anyone who asks, needs a nap
Lil lady, that can kill but chooses not to. Mass murder women and himbos are her type, did I mention she bites?
Himbo plus the best husband of all time, touch his wife and you die instantly, Golden Retriever man and Mr weed man are his husbands if I'm in the mood for it
Thinking abt the Spirt Guardians and how they will be after Lolopechka's death and the birth of the new Queen,,,,, Im so fucking ILL ITS NOT FUN AND GAMES ANYMORE BRO
You see the similarities between these two, right?
YES I FUCKING SEE IT FRAN
I love it so much oh my god, grass short kings and can lift ×2 their weight I stand. They would be friends I can imagine them walking around Plume forest (in Heart) and talking abt plants,,,,
Patrof: How do you deal with all, with all this truama?
Floga: I will call my mama
Patrof: Thats beautiful man-
Floga: Call my mama a BITCH. Then hang up on my mama
Everyone else staring:
Smurk: Damn....
Spirt Guardion angst be upone ye
Read the tags i like to think im funny
Patrof: The divine light has fallen upon us,,,
Smurik: The gates of Heaven will not open for us after this Patrof
Patrof:....
Patrof: the Queen is looking down on us-
Smurik: More like up.
Gajah:
Sarado:
Floga:
Lolo, from the dead: BITCH-
Patrof: The divine light has fallen upon us,,,
Smurik: The gates of Heaven will not open for us after this Patrof
Patrof:....