Golden Retriever. Can Never Do Anything Wrong Ever

Golden retriever. Can never do anything wrong ever

Father of several children (all of them are menaces to society) and co-parent of the lil lady. Tired mom friend that would really like break

LESBIAN that can and will snap you like a tree branch. "What the fuck where you thinking???" vibe, she boxed with Gajah and won

They/Him legend who is high all the time and co-parents the lil lady. Sells weed to just about anyone who asks, needs a nap

Lil lady, that can kill but chooses not to. Mass murder women and himbos are her type, did I mention she bites?

Himbo plus the best husband of all time, touch his wife and you die instantly, Golden Retriever man and Mr weed man are his husbands if I'm in the mood for it

Luck: Rest in piece mum, I hope you are looking up at me right now.

Noelle: UP?!

Luck: Yeah, she beat my ass a little too often.

Afialtis: You excite me your grace, it has been centuries since any human has managed to get me to feel such pure and utter adoration for them. Please. Keep on indulging me more

Lolopechka:

Anemonia Mors, a mercenary for hire who can do all kinds of jobs if paid enough, who was born and raised in Spade by an ex-noble family that has now died out (thank you Vanica) and who, after the fall of the Zogratis, (and the "death" of her childhood sweetheart Vanica) left Spade for good and went to Heart to hopeful life the rest of her life in pace, never in her life expected the Heart QUEEN of all people to come to her doorstep asking her to teach her how to use a Reiper sword

So now, she is here in one of the most lush kingdoms absolutely Recking it's Queen in combat, because NO kid your legs are to wide anyone with a good pair of eyes can see that your form is shit- and spirits what IS that posture???

She went from A noble who was expected to join the military and become one of the best, to a mercenary that only cares about herself and her benefits, to teaching the Queen of a kingdom how to fight and kicking her ass on the daily.

Oh yeah and during the night the Zogratis overthrew the Royals of Spade Vanica did kill all of Anemonia's family is Anemonia mad about it? No. Not at all she doesn't care about her it was like Vanica's last kindness to her because she is just as bad as Vanica, that's why she fell in love with her but bc of her own selfishness and Vanicas cowardly ass it never happend

Let her have a dog. As treat fox and oni gf along with one cool dog to match

Also a fun fact a long ass time I go I had a spirit Oc that was an ice wolf, like a BIG boy so Raiju immediately reminded me of that

Komari every five minutes: Cups Raiju's face Whosagoodboy?! Whosagoodboy!? Yes you are, yes you are! You are so cute Rai-Rai.

Megicula is as down bad for Vanica as the dark disciples are, they are just way better at hiding it and not making a fool of themselves

Vanica doing literally anything:

Megicula: P- pretty woman,,,,,