Afialtis: You Excite Me Your Grace, It Has Been Centuries Since Any Human Has Managed To Get Me To Feel

Afialtis: You excite me your grace, it has been centuries since any human has managed to get me to feel such pure and utter adoration for them. Please. Keep on indulging me more

Lolopechka:

YEAH,,,,, NO JOKE MAN

Mimosa: see this? This is the joint that connectes your shoulder and your arm : D

*And she just fucking snaps that bitch with her vines like it's a tooth pick*

Megicula: I am. So proud right now * and she wipes away a tears or some shit idk*

The relesonships between the sisters (Noelle, mimosa and Lolopechka) and their Mother (Megi) is super uh, complex

Alright, fun fact about Spade April showers trio Au Mimosa, she is a Mama's girl, she desperately tries to have her Mothers (Megicula's) approval all the time so she has ripped several ppl apart from the inside out. And she generally helps Megi with all her experiments so she knows some things about runes

So when she does fight she knows what part of the body to go after if she wants to really kill a man quick and easily or prolong the fight and give a slow death

Anyhow I love this au pls send asks abt it if you like!! I'd really love to talk about it

Let her have a dog. As treat fox and oni gf along with one cool dog to match

Also a fun fact a long ass time I go I had a spirit Oc that was an ice wolf, like a BIG boy so Raiju immediately reminded me of that

Komari every five minutes: Cups Raiju's face Whosagoodboy?! Whosagoodboy!? Yes you are, yes you are! You are so cute Rai-Rai.

Vanica: * sight * ok. If you help me with this, I'll let you touch my boob

Megicula:

Megicula: Touch both boobs.

Vanica: No.

Megicula: Touch and squeeze

Vanica: Hell no.

Megicula: Touch and let me play with hotwheels on them

Vanica: WA- Can you please focus???

Megicula: So. Is that a no..?

the fake fic ask game

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Anemonia Mors, a mercenary for hire who can do all kinds of jobs if paid enough, who was born and raised in Spade by an ex-noble family that has now died out (thank you Vanica) and who, after the fall of the Zogratis, (and the "death" of her childhood sweetheart Vanica) left Spade for good and went to Heart to hopeful life the rest of her life in pace, never in her life expected the Heart QUEEN of all people to come to her doorstep asking her to teach her how to use a Reiper sword

So now, she is here in one of the most lush kingdoms absolutely Recking it's Queen in combat, because NO kid your legs are to wide anyone with a good pair of eyes can see that your form is shit- and spirits what IS that posture???

She went from A noble who was expected to join the military and become one of the best, to a mercenary that only cares about herself and her benefits, to teaching the Queen of a kingdom how to fight and kicking her ass on the daily.

Oh yeah and during the night the Zogratis overthrew the Royals of Spade Vanica did kill all of Anemonia's family is Anemonia mad about it? No. Not at all she doesn't care about her it was like Vanica's last kindness to her because she is just as bad as Vanica, that's why she fell in love with her but bc of her own selfishness and Vanicas cowardly ass it never happend