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last drawing with a limited palette color, no the best but it's okay

Peter: I don't have a dad...

Tony: What the fuck do I look like?

Steve in the background: Language!

Fashion meme with the Batfam 

Can we get the event that caused the driver ejector button to be removed?

Bruce: You should've called me. You should've done ANYTHING other than—

Bruce: *keeps lecturing*

Robin!Dick: *ejects him*

———————

Bruce: How are you liking the Batmobile, chum?

Robin!Jason: It's awesome! What's this button do?

Bruce: No don't that's—

Bruce: *gets ejected*

———————

Robin!Tim: Can I change the radio station?

Bruce: Sure.

Tim: *fumbles around in the dark*

Tim: *hits eject*

*Batmobile automatically comes to a stop*

Bruce: *walks over and gets back in*

Tim: ...My bad.

———————

Robin!Steph: I'm sick of this guy.

Steph: *ejects Bruce*

———————

Bruce and Cass: *on a long drive*

Cass: I'm bored.

Cass: *hits the button*

———————

Damian: Father, may I drive the Batmobile?

Bruce: No, you're too young.

Damian: *hovers his finger over the button*

Bruce: Don't even think about it.

Damian: Tt, I was merely joking.

Bruce: Hng.

Damian:

Damian: *ejects him*

Damian: Element of surprise.

———————

Bruce: Oracle, coordinates?

Barbara: Sending them over.

Bruce: These directions will take too long. I know a shortcut.

Barbara: I'm looking at the traffic cams and you really shouldn't—

Bruce: I know what I'm doing.

Barbara: *remotely ejects him*

Barbara: Jackass.

———————

Bruce: Before you drive the Batmobile yourself, you need to familiarize yourself with the controls. That's the emergency light button, that's the Bluetooth connection, and these two are for the cupholders.

Duke: What about this big red one?

Bruce: *sighs*

Bruce: *gets ejected*

Duke: He's got to start labeling these.

———————

Bruce: Good news, everyone. We got a new Batmobile.

Alfred: What was wrong with the old one?

Bruce: *eye twitches*

Inktober day 10- batgirl

Best girls in Gotham

Dick: Time for plan G.

Stephanie : Don’t you mean plan B?

Dick: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Tim: What about plan D?

Dick: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Cass : What about plan E?

Dick: I’m hoping not to use it. Jason dies again in plan E.

Damian : I like plan E.

Damian: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Cass: >:O

Dick: language

Jason: Yeah watch your fucking language

Tim: Okay, who taught demon spawn the fuck word?!

Stephanie: 'The fuck word'.

Duke: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Tim: Oh my god they censored it

Stephanie: Say fuck, Duke.

Jason: Do it, Duke. Say fuck.

*Screaming from the cuteness*

FOUND THIS GEM IN MY INSTAGRAM ADS???

I made this based on what you said (which is a 100% true)

She made Egg Luthor on MS paint on the batcomputer. Bruce was very happy.

cassandra cain is blocked on all of lex luthors socials because she will tag him with pictures of sperm, eggs, golf balls, and anything else round and white every day

Absolutely charmed by Bruce's vision of all his kids being chaos gremlins, but HAPPY chaos gremlins! Like, yeah, he pretends to hate it and it probably does get on his nerves sometimes, but also this is a man who clearly loves that his kids are all awful, awful children, that they bring light and joy into his life by tricking each other into coming over, by gleefully arguing over the pancakes for, by apparently climbing on the counter to reach the high shelves, by TELLING THEM TO TRIP THE SENSORS ON THEIR WAY IN I's just so much chaos and Bruce's reaction to all of this? Once he settles in, "This is nice."

mm how abt cass beating jason in a fight?

I really enjoyed this request! I would have liked to draw a small storyboard for this idea, but I only had enough energy for this sketch.

god i love them both

finished this sketch in between comms. they are sleeping 🙏😊

Since this is the platform where I’ve shared most of my stuff this year I really hope you guys like it. Posting has been sparse because this took up a lot of my time. But I think the effort was worth it to be able to share this personal animated end project. Be warned for feelings though. 

the batfamily as my favorite twitter posts :-)

cass and jason 🦇🐦

Sometimes I just want my room to look like an orphanage.

The batfam trauma candy salad would go absolutely insane.

Dick: Hi. I'm Dick Grayson and when I was 8 I watched my parents fall to their death in front of me, then I had to move away from everything I love and spend the rest of my life in some weird American city. And I brought the sour gummy worms.

Jason: This is so stupid- my mother used to kick me out when he drug dealer would come over so I didn't see her spending our very small amount of money on drugs.

Steph *off screen*: what did you bring?

Jason: nerds.

Cass: I was raised to be a weapon, a murderer. I brought peach rings.

Steph: I'm Steph and My dad was an alcoholic who thought he could go head to head with batman and outdo the riddler. And I brought Reese's pieces.

Tim: I'm Timothy Drake Wayne and I had left the house to try and find some guy before he killed my dad, just for him to kill my dad when I was gone. I brought sour rainbow strips.

Duke: My parents are in a mental ward, high on joker toxin. No one knows if they'll ever get better. And I got m&m's.

Damian: I am a highly trained assassin and-

Steph: cut. Cut. Damian. Civilian identities. Ok. Restart.

Damian: My mother randomly dropped me on some weird man's doorstep when I was ten. I brought rock candy.

*Cass and Jason are watching Bruce work on something in the Batcave from a distance*

Cassandra Cain: Why does Bruce look so worried?

Jason Todd: What are you talking about? He looks exactly like he always does.

Cassandra Cain: To you, perhaps, but I finally learned how to read his emotions. His lips are slightly pursed and he's blinking at eight second intervals as opposed to his normal ten. *gasps* Oh my god, he's having a meltdown.

Jason Todd: 'Meltdown' seems excessive.

Cassandra Cain: Yeah, it's a meltdown. Mark my words.

*Both Cass and Jason walk up to Bruce*

Cassandra Cain: Hey there, Bruce. Everything okay?

Bruce Wayne: No, I'm having a meltdown.

Jason Todd: Props, that was amazing.