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Johnny: When Yuta falls asleep he rubs his nipples.

Yuta: Maybe I do and?

Johnny: He just lays there rubbing and squeezing them as he sqirms in bed.

Doyoung: Why do you all think dinner is the time to divulge these things?

Johnny: He whispers "guys guys theres enough of me to go around"

Yuta: I remember that dream fondly.

Taeyong: How are you not even embarassed?

Yuta: You can't embarass someone who doesnt have shame.

Johnny: From the words he says he wants to have an orgy with us all.

Jungwoo: Same.

Johnny: And turn a room into a bdsm dungeon.

Yuta: Yes.

Doyoung: Its like this dorm is a place where weirdos unite.

Everyone: Yes, yes it is.

Jeonghan — Noblesse MEN, September 2024 ↳ for @kimsmingyu ♡ send me a request

Cw: nsfw, underage

Sam bets Dean that he can make his older brother need to pull over. Dean, freshly twenty and certainly not new to driving the Impala, knows he's a good enough driver that he would never lose his concentration like that.

Which is how Dean ends up going 90 down the empty highway with his cock in Sam's mouth and his fingers buried in his little brother's hole. He's glad for the empty road because if anyone looked through the passenger window, they'd get a good view of Sammy's ass gripping at Dean's digits, and that's a sight for Dean and Dean alone.

(Sam ends up winning the bet when Dean pulls over to properly rail Sam into the leather of the front seat.)

⁘Jungkook⁘ ↳ Vogue Korea | Behind the scenes [09/29/2023]

If your boy is insecure, just make him sit in front of a mirror and say nice things about himself while you jerk him off from behind

did someone say soft, domestic terzo?

commission for the extraordinarily talented and wonderful @angellayercake inspired by Banchetto—one of my all-time favorites.

corresponding excerpt under the cut.

‘Careful Papa! They are still hot from the oven,’ you chided him but he turned to you with a grin on his face. Even covered in crumbs he was handsome enough to take your breath away.

‘But Sorella, this is the best time to have them, si?’ After popping the final piece in his mouth he starts cleaning his fingers, sucking one at a time into his mouth, moaning obscenely as he picked up the last traces of flavour. You are transfixed by his display so you barely notice when his eyes flick open and catch you watching. He draws the last finger out of his mouth so slowly, catching on his bottom lip and you have to swallow as you suppress the thought of his finger in your own mouth. You meet his eyes and feel the blush blooming on your face.

He saunters closer to you never taking his eyes from yours and you can’t breathe in anticipation of what he is going to do. He stops just in front of you and you feel yourself leaning ever so slightly forward as if he had his own gravitational pull. Then in the blink of an eye he has snatched another three and is halfway across the room.

‘That will be all today Sorella, grazie.’ And then he is gone but you can hear him whistling on his way. You collect yourself as quickly as you can, not wanting to dawdle when you had been so clearly dismissed.

Read the rest on AO3 here!

Y/n : Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing. Natasha : Are you a software update? because not right now. Wanda : Damn, Brutal.

@fuerrziah look what you made me do

that corset is FIGHTING for its LIFE

Rob having Glenn "sign something" allowing him to grab his balls whenever he wants and Glenn not realising what he was signing is the most MacDennis plot ever. Like. They're just writing episodes via the power of shit-posting live on stage.

one of my beloved friends (very autism) was in.. not denial but ignorance sounds mean. but that abt themself last time you brought up the raads r test so i sent it to the gc (full of autism) and they were like psh. fake test no one could get below 100. they know now but i think about it so much

The thing is. When you take the autism test. And you see your score is in the 100 to 160 range. You think. Oh this is probably the middle? Middle autism. Tinge of autism. Your relatives calling you bright but shy autism. Just a whiff of autism. And then you see the score ranges. And you go. This test is lying to me there is absolutely no way the majority of people score under 65. The 65 number is such a low cutoff and so many of these experiences are clearly universal a score under 65 is something they made up in a lab. People who score under 65 are obviously scoring just under that mark from 59 to 64 and they’re also obviously lying or purposely misrepresenting their experiences as less severe than they are. And then you find out there are real people who get a 20 or 30 or 7 on it. And you go. Ah

#he can’t keep getting away with it

“Once someone touched my jaw so softly I cried. Once someone held my hand so lightly I wept —”

— Sanna Wani, from “Meditation”, My Grief, the Sun

I am nothing but a goner for a good back 😵‍💫