Johnny: When Yuta Falls Asleep He Rubs His Nipples.

Johnny: When Yuta falls asleep he rubs his nipples.

Yuta: Maybe I do and?

Johnny: He just lays there rubbing and squeezing them as he sqirms in bed.

Doyoung: Why do you all think dinner is the time to divulge these things?

Johnny: He whispers "guys guys theres enough of me to go around"

Yuta: I remember that dream fondly.

Taeyong: How are you not even embarassed?

Yuta: You can't embarass someone who doesnt have shame.

Johnny: From the words he says he wants to have an orgy with us all.

Jungwoo: Same.

Johnny: And turn a room into a bdsm dungeon.

Yuta: Yes.

Doyoung: Its like this dorm is a place where weirdos unite.

Everyone: Yes, yes it is.

OMFGGGG IM CRUINGG

Joshua: Attempted

Characters: Joshua x female reader

Genre/warnings: idol au, crack, smut (fingering and some kinda dirty talk but it really doesn’t get very far lmao), kinda sir kink I guess???, lotta vine references

Word count: 1,024

Summary: You want to try role playing to spice things up between you and your boyfriend, and while Joshua promises to make an attempt, he never said it would be a good one.

a/n: yall can thank @hansols-yoda-boxers​ for this. it also was not proof read but i feel like any errors would add to the mess so it’s fine (also whenever i think of josh now i just think of that gifset w his arms and ugh im gonna pass away)

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You know those hentais creampies where that shit erupts like a fountain out your pussy? Seokmin. You know that video of that donut being glazed sexily? Seokmin. You know the Cum Bucket? You with Seokmin. What can I say, my mans is a fountain and us carat thots are t h i r s t y.

i’m not sure if I came up with it or someone else did (it could’ve been you lol) but I love the hc that seokmin cums A LOT

Okay see I saw this infernal ask last week and every time I think about it it makes me fucking short circuit.

Like there are so many different directions this could go. Like what if he liked cumming on you. Imagine him taking you from behind when you've both been busy and are both so pent up. Imagine the way he'd pull your hips back to meet his with every thrust and you'd be gasping out as you clench around his cock, your legs shaking and your arms would give out as you fall against the pillows. And he'd pull out of you and let out a beautiful low groan as he pumped his cock and sprayed rope after rope or thick cum onto your ass and you'd feel it drip down your lower back as you both caught your breath.

Or imagine giving him a boob job. The way he'd groan as he thrusts his hips and his cock slides between your boobs. His movements would get sloppier and faster until he came with a groan and you'd feel the warm cum as it hit your chin and painted your neck and collarbones.

And god there are so many good ideas with this. Blow jobs, thigh jobs (which we have yet to talk about come on guys), him having you on your back as he fucks into you.

But this really gets me back on my bullshit cuz like, riding his big dick. You're gasping out and moaning the whole time but you're going way too slow for him he'd just snap, wrapping his arms around you tightly and pulling your chest against his before he fucks up into you hard. And you'd be screaming out his name as you came, your whole body shaking and feeling him release into you would only add to the waves of pleasure crashing over you. He'd hold you down so you were taking all of him as he came in you with a groan and you'd feel the way it filled you up even more then you already were and how his cock pulsed in your with each new rope of cum he released.

And when he was finally spent he'd lift you up and you'd struggle to stay above him on shaking legs. He'd let out the most beautiful groan as he watched his cum leak out of you, running down your thighs and dripping from your heat. He'd hold you up with one hand just so he could use the other to push his cum back into you as you whimper and shook.

So uhhhhh @thetypingpup @cheekylightficwriter @byeolbitsky @bootyful-seventeen @gamerwoo @candiedmingyu @rosedkreme @kwanseo and uhhh literally anyone else who writes svt smut please tag me in anything you write about Seokmin cumming a lot.

this story is-

I LOVE IT

Money & Leashes Pt.1

Genre; Angst, Fluff, Hybrid!Au, CEO!Au

Warnings; CEO!Namjoon, Hybrid!Female!Reader, Dystopian Future, Hybrid Hate, Mentions of Abuse, Cursing.

Pairing; Namjoon x Reader

Summary; Hybrids. They were just like humans, except they also weren’t. The could talk like humans, walk like humans, think like humans, but considering they were creatures that were a mix of human and animal, they were treated differently. They were treated like pets, like slaves. Kim Namjoon hated Hybrids, for reasons he’d rather keep to himself. But, he needs to keep up his reputation as a rich and powerful CEO, and Hybrids were the mark of wealth in this world. The rarer the breed, the more wealth one had. Namjoon planned on doing research on rare breeds of Hybrids, until he came across a timid and bruised bunny hybrid on the streets. 

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Me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Jackson: That's a bit much...let's just stick with Daddy

Questions you can ask about me :)))

Name?

Birth date or age?

Nationality and/or country you’re from?

Native language?

How many languages can you speak?

Single or taken?

Height?

Any siblings?

Favorite color?

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Future plans?

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Favorite tv show?

What phone do you have?

Show us your phone wallpaper?

Or literally any question you want to ask