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The grimace got them ⁉️
I spend too much time on this shh
I don't know what possessed me to make this
Anyways do you guys think laios fw solomon's cooking or what❗❗
Lucifer: I trust Barbatos.
Simeon: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Lucifer: I wouldn't go that far.
Michael: "The demons are wicked"
The demons in question: would rather risk eating Solomon's nuclear waste-esque food than hurt his feelings by telling him his cooking sucks ass
OM Explained
Explaining Obey Me to others:
There are Seven Demon Lords, and they are powerful and dangerous and not to be messed with!
(In reality:)
The Avatar of Pride is just a tired Dad trying to keep a bunch of kids in line.
The Avatar of Greed is a moron.
The Avatar of Envy plays video games and watches anime.
The Avatar of Wrath is obsessed with cats.
The Avatar of Lust is a soft boi.
The Avatar of Gluttony is always eating.
The Avatar of Sloth is always sleeping.
There are Angels, and they are are also super powerful!
(In reality:)
One cannot use technology to save his life.
The other is a literal child.
The Demon Prince and his butler are two of the most powerful beings in the Devildom!
(In reality:)
The Demon Prince - constantly thinks up shenanigans just so he can play with his friends.
The Butler - makes cakes and tea.
The Humans are powerful sorcerers!
(In reality:)
One cooks so poorly he nearly kills people.
The other is you. You are a sheep.
You know that moment when you're just minding your own business, listening to some music...and then you get an Obey Me notification and it's like:
So uhhh one a scale from 1-10 how much would barbatos consider Ratatouille a horror film
The poor boy is suffering from having too many father figures
A headcanon for Father’s Day:
Simeon finding Luke crying, surrounded by cards, all of them unique and different with special messages on them. Sime obviously asks his poor bab what’s wrong and Luke tearfully replies:
“I have too many dads to give cards to and I’m barely halfway done 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”
What a problem to have, little guy, what a problem to have.
(Everyone loved their Father’s Day cards btw, legend has it that Lucifer ruffled Luke’s hair without calling him a chihuahua)
It’s true 😢
Also found this meme and lately it has been too true:
Solomon Bffr
this keeps me alive
I thought about that and now I can’t unsee
So I found a website where u can stimulate Hunger Games and I thought why not do it with Obey Me! characters .
(This will contain things like death so be warned)
(This is Part 1 as I have reached the limit of pictures 🤡)
The participants 👍
NO DIAVOLO DIED 😭
Rip Lucifer , he got killed by Chihuahua 🙏
Damn-
Simeon is with no one .
MC strangles Mephi , damn they stronk
Rip 13
The reason why I am using she/her for MC is because the website did not have gender neutral pronouns 😭
Leviathan died by exploding . Rip
Current status
LMAO ASMO KILLED SOLOMON YSGBCYJCFRFV
(Part 2 will be out in 10 mins approx.)
