Dont Mess With The Scary Powerful Sheep - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

OM Explained

Explaining Obey Me to others:

There are Seven Demon Lords, and they are powerful and dangerous and not to be messed with!

(In reality:)

The Avatar of Pride is just a tired Dad trying to keep a bunch of kids in line.

The Avatar of Greed is a moron.

The Avatar of Envy plays video games and watches anime.

The Avatar of Wrath is obsessed with cats.

The Avatar of Lust is a soft boi.

The Avatar of Gluttony is always eating.

The Avatar of Sloth is always sleeping.

There are Angels, and they are are also super powerful!

(In reality:)

One cannot use technology to save his life.

The other is a literal child.

The Demon Prince and his butler are two of the most powerful beings in the Devildom!

(In reality:)

The Demon Prince - constantly thinks up shenanigans just so he can play with his friends.

The Butler - makes cakes and tea.

The Humans are powerful sorcerers!

(In reality:)

One cooks so poorly he nearly kills people.

The other is you. You are a sheep.


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