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More HCs because yes

-Ben steals everyone's hoodies (Erica, Murray, and Mike mainly)

-Erica has the cutest sneezes ever

-Mike owns multiple books for pickup lines

-Ben is a Death Note fan and his favorite character is Light (Everyone is extremely worried by this)

-Murray makes TikToks

-Nefarious is in dire need of a haircut

-Mike and Ben casually make depression jokes (Which has earned them a great deal of concerned looks and therapist recommendations)

-Erica volunteers at the animal shelter

-Zoe uses Pinterest

-Warren is a furry

-Mike wears Crocs both ironically and unironically

-Ben has to drink half a pot of coffee to be considered human

Thank you @dragonfruits02 for the inspiration :] (haha I copied you)

Hiii! I was wondering if you have any Ben and Mike friendship hcs? We don’t get enough of them just being chaotic in the books but I’m very sure that they are and have a lot of thoughts on it so I’m hoping someone else does too lol

Yep! I have some headcanons about them! They really should get more time in the books!

Here are my HCs

-They know each other's every embarrassing secret and they joke about blackmailing each other

-Ben acts as the mom friend whenever Mike does something stupid

-They binged horror movies together to see which one cries first (As for who cried first, I think that's obvious)

-Ben keeps count of every time he is correct about something being a bad idea (That Mike does anyway)

-Mike acts like a sort of Extrovert shield for Ben

-They wear matching costumes every Halloween

-Ben can do a terrifying villain laugh, and Mike has forbidden him from doing it

-Mike can pick Ben up with ease

*Mike and Ben are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Mike: I think Houdini did something like this once! If I remember correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Ben, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Random Headcanon that the only thing that scares Mike is Ben calling him by his actual name (Michael, I'm assuming)

Because he knows he's about to get his ass beat for doing something really stupid

Zoe: Anyone else feel good after their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Ben: Can't relate...

Mike: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

Mike made Ben go to a football game with him one time and Ben fell asleep

Yes! Yes! This is what I go on Tumblr to see!

And Mike would probably fall asleep when Ben tries to take him to a museum or something!

Okay, so imagine this scenario

The gang has to infiltrate a club

The initial idea is to have Erica dress up and go in and do her thing

But she looks and feels very uncomfortable (given it's a club and it's Erica we're talking about), so everyone just forces Ben or Mike to dress in drag (and it works!)

Mike: If you stack a lasagna on top of another lasagna, you still have one lasagna!

Ben: Mike, its 4am and I just had an anxiety attack, shut up.