Benjamin Ripley - Tumblr Posts
Zoe: Anyone else feel good after their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Ben: Can't relate...
Mike: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Mike made Ben go to a football game with him one time and Ben fell asleep
Yes! Yes! This is what I go on Tumblr to see!
And Mike would probably fall asleep when Ben tries to take him to a museum or something!
Idk how to explain this but I feel in my bones that Ben is left handed and also good at drawing
Heck yeah he is!
He probably doodles random people on the street while on missions (For both spy and entertainment reasons)
Ben: How do I deal with my enemies?
Erica: Kill them.
Ben: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution...
Erica: Kill them only a little?
Mike: If you stack a lasagna on top of another lasagna, you still have one lasagna!
Ben: Mike, its 4am and I just had an anxiety attack, shut up.
Doctor: Your acne is being caused by stress.
Ben: So it's incurable...
Doctor: No, you just need to find a way to relax and stop being stressed.
Ben: So it's incurable...
Berica
Erica, trying her best to flirt: If I had a vegetable garden...you'd be a cutecumber...
Ben, about to cry from happiness:
Hillpley
Murray: If I had a farm, you'd be my hoe.
Ben: Why are you like this?
What I think what Spy School characters' calendars would look like
Ben
Erica
Murray
I'd bet my life that for the whole time he was in jail, Murray was planning the perfect entrance
Murray made his dramatic entrance back into my life during breakfast.
Evil Spy School, written by Stuart Gibbs
Does anyone else wanna see Ben snap?
Like
He's so passive and non-violent throughout the series
I want him to snap
I want him to go batsh!t crazy
I want him to show everyone (Especially the villains) that he can be just as much of a threat as everyone else
Spy School Characters that deserve a villain arc
(In a good way)
-Ben. He's been used and mistreated, by the CIA, his friends, and his enemies, for the better part of (or the whole) series
I'm not saying his friends are bad people or characters, but they had screwed him over a few times. Mostly the CIA though.
-ZOE! This poor girl got screwed over by not only the characters, but the writing! She deserves to mess stuff up!
-Jessica. I mean, she was lied to and used by both of her parents. And she was probably affected by her parents' bad reputations! (People not trusting her, people thinking she's the same way, etc)
Whether I'm right or wrong, I think it would be interesting if any if these characters became villains!
Ben is extremely ticklish. I'm not taking criticism. I'm right
And Erica, Mike, and Murray know this all too well
Erica, walking in on Murray and Ben kissing: What the fuck are you doing?!
Ben: ...
Murray: ...mouth to mouth combat...?
I honestly just really enjoy some of Berica’s dynamics
With Erica being the kickass, complex girlboss she is and Ben being the adorable damsel-in-distress househusband there to support her <3
And come on, let’s be honest here
Erica can probably pick Ben up like he’s a couple of grapes
Hot Girl: *exists*
Ben: Oh no
Hot Guy: *also exists*
Ben: Oh no
Ben: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.
Erica: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Ben, on the brink of tears: They don’t have any arms…
