Messmer The Impaler - Tumblr Posts

So, adding to my earlier post about Messmer brainrot... It's humiliating that first playlist for him on Spotify was called "Being Delusional over Messmer the Impaler". Even more so, because I was listening to that playlist for almost seven hours straight at work.

So, madness in Elden Ring only affects player-type characters, which means you can only proc madness on Gideon, when it comes to main game bosses. Of course, it's usually not a big deal, since frenzied flame is still good damage source and there are plenty other things you can proc on bosses. I don't think, there's specific lore reason as to why bosses as such Malenia or even Morgott cannot be frenzied (probably being able to proc frenzy animation on such bosses would make fights easier). But I was thinking- what if Frenzied Flame could affect other bosses? I'm speculating now more in lore way than gameplay way. After all, Frenzy Flame is all about despair, pain and misery- we can see it with Edgar after Irina's death and with merchants. It's about wanting to end all the pain, about wanting to burn down everything, so you cannot be hurt any further. It plays on emotions, especially love and care, as such case was with Vyke. Thinking about it, UndeadHumor was onto something when he made sketch with Morgott and Frenzied Flame- some demigods could be greatly influenced by it. Or rather, a specific child of Marika. Messmer. Others could probably combat it to some degree- Morgott was sealing Three Fingers away with Mogh, so it's obvious they were resisting it (and Mogh was influenced already by many other things). Radahn, Ranni and Rykard all have/had strong wills and couldn't be easily swayed. Miquella could probably be swayed, but once losing his emotions, Frenzy Flame couldn't really use him and Malenia is also strong-willed character, resorting to help from Outer Gods only as last-ditched effort. Melina obviously knows about Frenzied Flame and despises it. But Messmer? This man is already knee-deep in pain. He's been mommy's good boy for centuries long, doing war for her and getting nothing in return. Being abbanoned, scorned child, not having any place in his mother's new, perfect world. Forced to hide his serpent nature, something he couldn't control. And losing it all, once he sees his mother truly left him and choose some Tarnished over him. Why wouldn't he want to burn it all? He even states embracing oblivion in his second phase. His flame is already known as flame without honor or grace. He already brought so much pain onto everybody, including himself, he lost people important to him, he knows, he has no future outside of his crusade, which in the end, didn't earn his mother's love or favor. I might be missing some lore details, as I'm still trying to tie main game stuff with DLC revelations, but I won't lie- Messmer using both his red flames and yellow flames the same way Midra did, would be cool as hell. And yes, I am big fan of Messmer and Midra, how could you tell?

If you could get one of these characters their own endings, which one it would be?

I'm writing some self-indulgent fic about Messmer and I imagined what would happen, if he would burn for our sake at Giants' Forge, like, would be similar to Melina thing or Frenzy thing? So, I started to think about others and I want to hear other people's thoughts and see, if people yearn more for twinks or muscle mommies.

So, I'm starting with just demigods, because it would be impossible to fit NPC's and some bosses I think could give interesting endings (like Ymir/Metyr or Placidusax/Bayle).

Also, didn't add Godwyn, because technically, he has his own ending already, but also isn't really sentient, like, that man is a whole mess. And Ranni already has her own special ending, so she can sit this one.

Please, write down why you choose specific demigod and what their ending would look like! I personally imagine Messmer's ending with him burning down himself Ranni style, to stop influence of serpent on himself and to allow Tarnished to go into Erdtree, maybe also giving us special mending-rune, rune which would burn so strong, it would block all Outer Gods influence from Lands Between, as it were misguided fingers and gods that made his mother's and his life nightmare, maybe he would do some ritualistic cleanse of his sins. Tell me your ideas! Edit, after poll ended: MESSMER'S SIMPS COME TOGETHER, WE WON!

Hunter: As a Great One, now I posses unlimited knowledge and insight! I can finally see, where is my brother and what he's been up to. Meanwhile Tarnished: *playing as malewife for Messmer* Hunter: ... oh, so he actually LIKES men. That feeling, when you needed goodhod to discover your bro's sexual orientantion.

Killing Gods

Tarnished: Oof, that was so hard! Killing actual god is so tiring, I was thinking, I'll die for real... Hunter: Really? I killed like, five of them, maybe six if we count that one weird mass of flesh- Tarnished: What.

I wish his spear scaled with str

🔥Messmer and his new friends🐍

a screenshot redraw of messmer i started months ago, hello elden ring fandom, i am finally posting this.

Who needs a weighted blanket when you have muscle mommy gf 🤯

Messmer the Impaler

Those who partake in dragon communion will one day shed their humanity

(Messmer and godwyn twins AU)

The the life of the real CARians

Melina offers you an Accord but Messmer is the Impala

Which I guess makes them the true CARian lineage

Hear me out, if Elden Ring bosses were teachers..

Mohg - the cool language arts teacher that hosts dark plays for fun

Margit - the history teacher who takes his job way too seriously

Messmer - the science teacher with all the snakes

Malenia - the math teacher who ominously tells you you're about to fail her class

Godrick - that crazy ass PE teacher who encourages infanticide via dodgeball

Radahn - the slightly less unhinged PE teacher who's mere presence deters the class from misbehaving

Rykard - the art teacher who's low-key mentally unstable but has genuine good advice

Rennala - the astronomy teacher who's Hella sweet but kooky af and comes to school dressed like an ancient faith healer (she offers the students tea during class)

Maliketh - the chemistry teacher that sets students on fire to make an example

Godskin Duo - the *other* PE teachers who let the class go full on lord of the flies as they watch from the background

Y'all do your own renditions and reblog them 😂😂

Edit: added Rennala, Maliketh, and the Godskin Duo

If elden ring bosses worked at popular chains..

Mohg - Starbucks (is happy to make that complicated latte)

Morgott - Michael's (knows where everything is and quietly roams the aisles)

Radahn - Home Depot (the employee everyone trusts with the heavy shit)

Rennala - Barnes and Nobles (has a new favorite book every time you see her)

Malenia - Waffle House (doesn't fuck around with unruly customers)

Rykard - Walmart (shows up looking crazy like the customers that walk in)

Godskin Duo - Hot Topic (I'm not elaborating further)

Godrick - Lowe's (stands by the door to greet people and make sure they don't steal)

Maliketh - Spencer's (listen.. he's already wearing a blindfold)

Messmer - Chick Fil A - (he's one more "can I have a refund" away from an altercation)

Reblog with your own versions!

Show me how can a feeble thing be fit for lordship.

everyday I'm losing to Messmer I'll draw him teasing my tarnished, the day I win, I will draw something super spicy So this is day 1

If you're a fanfic writer who likes messmer and wouldn't mind doing a small lil trade, pls pls contact me!!

Please be 18+ as what I'm looking for/my content is mature themed and will only be comfortable working with adults.

Another thing if this works out I hope u will be open to more collabs in the future, so this can be a lil trial to see how we mesh together!!

A dance between ice and fire.

Forgot to add--

Day 2: I lost 25 times--