If Elden Ring Bosses Worked At Popular Chains..

If elden ring bosses worked at popular chains..

Mohg - Starbucks (is happy to make that complicated latte)

Morgott - Michael's (knows where everything is and quietly roams the aisles)

Radahn - Home Depot (the employee everyone trusts with the heavy shit)

Rennala - Barnes and Nobles (has a new favorite book every time you see her)

Malenia - Waffle House (doesn't fuck around with unruly customers)

Rykard - Walmart (shows up looking crazy like the customers that walk in)

Godskin Duo - Hot Topic (I'm not elaborating further)

Godrick - Lowe's (stands by the door to greet people and make sure they don't steal)

Maliketh - Spencer's (listen.. he's already wearing a blindfold)

Messmer - Chick Fil A - (he's one more "can I have a refund" away from an altercation)

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mmmmm, morphiliad

they mimic flowers to lure flesh sprites and smell like rotting flowers or fruit

although they prefer to wait for their food to come to them, they are not bound in place and can hunt you out of spite :)

We have the same kind of phone or what?! AND WE'RE BOTH AT 42% (screenshotted your post for crazy context)

Check out this cool ad Tumblr gave me

a wee danish suck-up

follows jorma around like a little urugrugrgugurgurgurg

like i'd go anywhere near this shit