King Charles Iii - Tumblr Posts
I LOVE CABBAGE
If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory
Loving this… can we declare independence now? I wanna reform this stupid government and as long as we are tied to Britain, we can’t actually work on anything (source: Gough Whitlam, google why he was kicked out of being prime minister)
(Context: Australia just had a public holiday for “king” English lizard boy’s birthday…)
The fact that the state of the world is… the state of the world, while some geezer wears a bunch of shiny stuff without doing shit is appalling. Wasting that much money on a figurehead while homelessness EXISTS is ridiculous. And that’s not even touching on everything else going on, that’s just the bottom line; people starve while a guy who does nothing but inhibit progress wastes the fragile construct of money that this society lives and dies on.
Can you tell I’m a bit fed up with this shit?
honestly I just remembered I shook hands with the king and now he has a funky story that I wrote in year six about mushrooms
The shivering, scrawny grandsons of the Empire seem pretty in their feelings.
European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard
Americans: it’s true I do do this.
American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)
Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?
In other news, Trisha Paytas will have her second child soon.
If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
Since it's the anniversary of Queen Elizabeth's death today (Sept. 8th) ol' Charlie has the chance to do the funniest thing in recent history i think
It looks like the painting of Vigo from the second Ghostbusters movie, I’m just saying 🤷♀️
Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory
If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
you know when something really stupid and hilarious hasn’t happened in awhile online and it feels like the eye of a storm before——KING CHARLES DIES???
Am I worried about AI generated art? Nah, AI can’t take your job if you’ve never had one!
Long Live The King
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Imagine you reborn as Trisha second baby and your mom is your older sister now
The King at the beach
