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JORT STORM 👖👖
who ever named themselfs "JORT STORM" on splatoon, the song distracted me mentally throughout the entire rainmaker game.
I just thought that was funny.

i impulsively bought a kazoo, and after figuring out how to play it my first instinct was to attempt the kazoo solo in jort storm, but i can't hit the high parts?? so my conclusion is either charlie's range is higher than mine or i have bad technique and idk which is more devastating to me
my slime senses must be tingling because i rejoined the tubbathon jusst 5 seconds before tubbo transitioned to jort storm
as i'm posting this he freaking did a break down with jort storm???????? losing my shit
Jorts, you need jorts
Jeans give me dysphoria. I need to show off my leggies. Atleast they highlight my breedable hips more than a skirt would i guess. But still. Leggies
It's a damn shame my boyfriend has to put up with me