Jorts, You Need Jorts

Jorts, you need jorts

Jeans give me dysphoria. I need to show off my leggies. Atleast they highlight my breedable hips more than a skirt would i guess. But still. Leggies

one of my friends and his platonic (?) friend cover each other in their nosebleed blood and chase each other around on all fours in the dark naked to make found footage films and i think scout and sniper do that

i also think snipes and scout would do that but also i would like to keep your friends in a lab and study them because what the fuck

For the love of god stop

i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

Did you know the reason trump only got 34 felony counts is because of a rule limiting how many one can get per trial? Not even joking, look up "trump rule 34" and see for yourself