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Sideshow Bob headcanons!!

- has a very basic skincare routine, basically just the essentials and nothing else. (Either it's that or it's everything under the sun and I can't decide)

- Favorite color is red velvet

- was bullied a lot as a kid

- now he holds the most ridiculous grudges over the most little things!!

- he has several house plants

- Really hates the people who get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of a live show ("sit the hell back down you imbecile, there's a live production going on and I'm not going to miss it because you have the bladder of a toddler!")

- has a very minor cigarette addiction (somewhere between Sodapop Curtis and Arthur Fleck)

- He tries not to show it but he's almost always somewhere between tired and stressed - it's why he's always got eye bags even though he's in his 30's

- bi. fight me.

- He was the most theatre kid you will ever meet. Also he never grew out of it :/

- his hair is actually so soft and nice and barely tangled at all somehow.

- He's mixed (his mom is black and his dad is white obv) but a lot of people made fun of him and Cecil for it :,(

- he's 38

- he has bipolar and tries to keep it a secret to the extent where only his immediate family knows about it (Lisa figured it out on her own time though)

- Is mostly confident in his appearance (Cecil still bullies him for having a belly tho)

- He puts an obscene amount of honey in his tea

- salted caramel bitch. Will do almost anything to get his hands on it

- has a really shitty immune system and gets sick so often it's pathetic