Sideshow Bob Headcanons!!

Sideshow Bob headcanons!!

- has a very basic skincare routine, basically just the essentials and nothing else. (Either it's that or it's everything under the sun and I can't decide)

- Favorite color is red velvet

- was bullied a lot as a kid

- now he holds the most ridiculous grudges over the most little things!!

- he has several house plants

- Really hates the people who get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of a live show ("sit the hell back down you imbecile, there's a live production going on and I'm not going to miss it because you have the bladder of a toddler!")

- has a very minor cigarette addiction (somewhere between Sodapop Curtis and Arthur Fleck)

- He tries not to show it but he's almost always somewhere between tired and stressed - it's why he's always got eye bags even though he's in his 30's

- bi. fight me.

- He was the most theatre kid you will ever meet. Also he never grew out of it :/

- his hair is actually so soft and nice and barely tangled at all somehow.

- He's mixed (his mom is black and his dad is white obv) but a lot of people made fun of him and Cecil for it :,(

- he's 38

- he has bipolar and tries to keep it a secret to the extent where only his immediate family knows about it (Lisa figured it out on her own time though)

- Is mostly confident in his appearance (Cecil still bullies him for having a belly tho)

- He puts an obscene amount of honey in his tea

- salted caramel bitch. Will do almost anything to get his hands on it

- has a really shitty immune system and gets sick so often it's pathetic

Team Rainbow Rocket as some things my friends have said:

Giovanni: who's getting cremated in here?

Maxie: 58 is a cool number

Archie: I wish I was a soup

Cyrus: 'moment in history?' You got a cut on your finger.

Ghetsis: I want to murder the children!

Lysandre: The American Revolution was in 1972...wait no-

Lusamine: I'm not manly. I have a skincare routine

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I love how a solid portion of The Outsiders fandom is people who read the book in like... 8th grade, and then decided it was too good of a book to stop writing about

(I am one of those people lmao)

Nobody:

Truly no one:

The doodles I made during the state test:

FIRST ACTUAL POST GUYS!

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Alright, so like, I always see stuff about like, the Outsiders gang going to like the beach, or like the pool, or whatever, and it’s always like “Pony/Soda/Steve got so sunburned!!”

But like.

Dally.

Sir is blonde as hell. Sir is from NEW YORK CITY. Sir is practically albino. Sir would be burnt to a crisp.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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