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THANK YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE I have opted IN ‼️ I am now going to be very annoying

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how do you boop people. i see no prompt for it on mobile or online please i just. need access to this dark magic. for very serious reasons

I- I've been a stay for more or less 4 years now (counting 3racha from early 2017), and I don't think I'd gotten it into my head before that Chan has literally lived in a different country, without his family since he was 13. Can you imagine that?

Like, I knew he auditioned in 2010, that he's been in jyp for little over 10 years now but I guess I've never let it sink in just what he had to do and what he had to give up to come to where he is now. And what his parents had to give up.

Remembering that his parents live in Australia still, and that he rarely sees them just adds to it. Imagine having to leave your family at 13 to go live in a different country with a bunch of strangers from other countries.

I lived at my grandpa's place on an island east of the country I live in for like 5 months when I was 16 and that was kinda strange and I did miss my parents. And they wouldn't even have allowed me to do THAT when I was 13, imagine what Chan's parents did.

They allowed him to chase his dreams even if it meant they wouldn't get to be there with him, at least not physically. For 7 years too.

Let me just say that my respect for that man and his whole family has multiplied by A LOT since my brain was able to comprehend wtf was going on.

Anyway, if you've read this far, I hope you have a nice day!!

i spent the last 4 hours playing twilight princess and still havent beaten the first dungeon.... help

Ok does anyone else hate when you do something and a completely unrelated part of your body hurts? Like:

Me, sitting watching a movie: *cough*

Me: *sneeze* good god I hate this cold

Me: *sneezes AND coughs at the same time aggressively *

Me: WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I PULLED A MUSCLE IN MY SHOULDER????

Or

Me: *walking normally*

Me: *clutches my chest*

Friend: omg are you ok??

Me: what, do your lungs not randomly feel like you’ve been stabbed?

Friend: ummm NO!!?!?!?

Me: huh. Whoopsie

Me: *has heartburn due to genetics*

My mom, who also has heartburn: eating chocolate will cause it to hurt

Me, eating chocolate during the conversation: worth it

My mom: …

Me: *shoves chocolate ice cream into my mouth*

My mom: You’re going to regret that

Me: *already regretting it*

I will never change my ways

*stares at bottle of vanilla extract*

What if…

*smells it*

It smells so tasty… maybe just a little won’t be so bad

(Five seconds later)

Oh fuck oh no what have I done it’s so bad why does it have to smell so good when it tastes like that noooooooo

Okay so two things

1. I am such a huge fucking sucker for smau posts!!! I eat that shit up

2. I may also be a complete idiot cause I thought smau meant like chat fics ;~;. BUT I think it stands for social media au. In case that isn’t true I might just be an even bigger idiot

Wait, bejeezes is spelt (and said) like that!???? I always thought it was beejesus…

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT!!!