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1 year ago

im bored may i have drawing reqs......


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1 year ago

in my honest opinion every loz artist should draw themselves as a minish. its such a fun little thang


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1 year ago

laios... is... FAT!! [my telekinesis throws everything across the room]


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1 year ago

if i sent requests to people i know in here i feel theyd know its me immediately. because i will always ask for minish cap or fsa


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1 year ago

everytime someone draws shadow link white an angel loses its wings


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1 year ago

was reminded of fe3h earlier. brainrot time


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2 years ago

wholesome wlw wangxian au where lan wangji is a witch and one day she found an injured fox while picking herbs in the forest. it was an odd fox, not common in that part of the country, with his black fur degrading to a white pointed tail and ears. still, she picked it up and bring to her cottage, treating its injuries and transferring some of her energy to the poor thing.

little did she know, that the fox will end up being a huli-jing, and apparently will found her interesting enough to get stuck by her side.

since then, she had a fury of fur in all of her furniture, and a talkative woman with a liking of physical touch. it was just a week, and lan wangji already was questioning if it was a good decision helping this chaotic being. she knew the fox spirits were mischievous, chaotic and also believed by humans to be bad omens. but she couldn’t resist the sweet silver eyes looking at her and pleading to be her familiar, or the cuteness of a fox sleeping soundly by the feet of bed (she tried to make her sleep in the spare bed of the cottage, but every night wei ying changed to her fox form and ended up sleeping with her). so now she was cursed -or blessed- by an unwanted familiar!

“lan zhan! you didn’t tell me there were bunnies her!” wei ying yelled in the backyard. she was supposed to be watering the plants, but instead lan wangji found her excitedly catching her bunnies by the ears. the poor thing squirmed, trying to scape the grip. “we could have been eating meat all of this time!”

“wei ying will not eat bunnies.”

“but i’m a fox! i’m supposed to eat meat!” she pouted, eventually letting the bunny go in favor to go and hug lan wangji, caressing the ends of her hair and burying her face on lan wangji’s bosom.

“wei ying will not eat bunnies. if she’s hungry she can eat congee.”

“aiya, you’re so cold jiejie.”

wei ying ears flattened, and gave her a look that attempted to gain her sympathy. but she resisted, she was not a weak woman who would be bewitched by an evil being (she, pretty much, already was).

as u can see this is vibes only but maybe I’ll make a fanfic out of it idk


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2 years ago

when I first started svsss I didn’t understand why people shipped moshong and then I read the extra and THEYRE SO FUNNY AND SWEET I LOVE THEM SM and the part where lbh is asking for love advices and mobei goes “beat them up three times a day” and the sqh is like “act pathetic around them” I’m just speechless at how stupid they are my new babies


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2 years ago

oh man to be wei ying and have a beautiful husband who will bury me in his massive tits 😞


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2 years ago

yllz being an anonymous singer from years ago suddenly becomes popular again thanks to tiktok. he only has like five songs published and they’re on soundclound but people are asking omg who’s this !??

when wei ying finds out he can only cringe at his twenty year old self who thought it’d a great idea to trauma dump his music teacher just because he hated the project.

“lan zhan!! they’re bringing my dark past out!!! I cant no longer be the cool mysterious teacher!!”


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2 years ago

i just imagine wangxian casually forgetting they’re married and thinking like “oh I wished I could kiss him” before remembering theyre in a committed relationship for over a decade and suddenly they’re making out 😭


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2 years ago

wlw wangxian wherein theyre gym partners and it’s just overbearing sexual tension in the gym and everyone is tired of them

in nie huaisang words: just fuck already


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2 years ago

“Why you only come drunk?” Those words penetrated his heart like a thousands of knifes, maybe add one or two more.

Lan Zhan never spoke after their encounters, where he would stumble in the sweet buzzing feeling of the alcohol in his veins, the lost of the only barrier the couldn’t broke even with his shamelessness. Lan Zhan always let him, always so welcoming in his pity hugs, in his numb kisses, in the gasps spread around the silence of the room. But he never asked anything, he never said anything, he just let him take and gave himself to Wei Ying when he asked.

The only thing he was grateful is that those eyes weren’t on him, they were hidden in the wall opposite of him. He wouldn’t be able to keep his cool if they weren’t. How could he, after he just again was going to leave without an answer?

“It’s everything okay, Wei Ying?” was the first thing Lan Zhan asked when he appeared on his front door, but he didn’t get an answer, he only got Wei Ying hugging him tight, desperately burying his hands on the soft fabric of his shirt.

He didn’t have nowhere else to go, nowhere else to ask for comfort more than Lan Zhan (he didn’t wish it was someone else than Lan Zhan).

Wei Ying felt his blood rushing, his head spinning at the smell of Lan Zhan perfectly on his nose, him so close, in his hands.

Now, at four in the morning, he doesn’t have the same courage to speak, to bring out of his chest all of the words buried deep inside him.

So he did what he always does best.

He left.


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2 years ago

there’s something so delicious abt sapphic binqiu 😭🫶🏻 they look so good and uuuuugh ugly crying


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2 years ago

lan wangji always bet on losing dogs aka he writes that song after a long term situationship with wwx and it’s getting tired of it

idk man I just think it’ll be really cool to imagine lan wangji singing I bet on losing dogs


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2 years ago

uuuuugh the crazy math teacher wwx who’s dating to the calm and collected english teacher lan wangji but everyone thinks they hate each other

like wwx would shamelessly flirt with lwj in the halls or in the break room but lwj would just ignore him or look at him saying stop or I’ll kill you

and then out of nowhere they’d send wedding invitations to their coworkers and their students found out for the photos shared for wwx of lan zhan and him on their honeymoon 🫶🏻


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2 years ago

the air didn’t come to his lungs. he could only taste the blood and the smoke in his mouth, moving through his throat and asphyxiating him even more. but he couldn’t feel it anymore. his hands, his legs, his fingers… they were all long numb even before the siege started.

his family’s screams resonated in his ears still, alongside with the soft cries of fear a-yuan had let slip earlier. but that was all lost. all was just but a cloud of smoke and bodies in the ground, him in the center of everything. but they were awaiting for him, he knew, he could hear it sing it deep inside him for the last time. he laughed, dry and sarcastic, his eyes stinging and red blooded. he couldn’t get anywhere else, there was nothing more to fight for or for him to protect. he tried to, but the results were now before him, a bloodbath planted on his feet.

he recognized the feeling after the agonizing desperation: resignation. he was ready to go. after all, even in a world so big, there was no longer place for him in it. however, his silly heart still palpitated with the hope of his baby, his a-yuan to live. his traitorous imagination showed him how he would’ve grown, a young man with endless dreams, possibly a doctor as his ancestors; or a righteous cultivator, someone who upheld his own ideals in this cruel world. he imagined being there with him, watching his little radish being someone home, starting his own family, alongside with the wen.

as the corpses lost control and chase after their own master, he could only look at the sky: bright with stars, the full moon looking at him, almost tenderly, and it was like his body wasn’t shredded into pieces.

secretly, he always compared lan wangji to the moon: soothing, cold, but tender. funny that the last he saw was it, as he ascended with above.


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2 years ago

god of the moon hanguang-jun who befriended the silly human yiling laozu without knowing who he was


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2 years ago

I’m convinced everyone thinks a-yuan parents are dilfs but nobody said it to his face bc their too scared of them


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2 years ago

there’s something so good in lan wangji having a yiling laozu kink bc me too hanguang jun I want the bad man to fuck me 😞


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