Human Monokuma - Tumblr Posts
wow i really like posting at 3 am huh?
Taka: The most baffling acesexual moment™ is learning that those over sexual commercials (like when they advertise a soda next to a girl in a bikini) actually DO turn people on and aren't some weird pointless trope Murkro: T H E Y W H A T?
Junko: We were talking about LGBTQ+ stuff and Mono wasn't taking anyone's shit lol Rando student: But what if we dont feel comfortable working with that life style? Mono: Find a different career
Korekiyo: sleep makes me so mad tbh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn't require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness Korekiyo: that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry™
Leon: Lets be real here we all had a gay panic when Taka took off their shirt, dont deny it.
Mondo: Taka has to be really small but they are allowed to commit whatever crime they want. Gods duality.
Junko: ‘What time is it you ask me?’ I pull out my 2.7 metric ton grenade sundial and immediately crush both of your feet. I announce: ‘It is cloudy.’
Me at almost any taka ship:🥺❤❤❤❤🥺💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕🥺🥺🥺🥺
Wow actually posting at a reasonable time? In this economy? I think not.
Miu: MOOOOOOOOM KOREKIYOS COMMITING TAX FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maki: Dead on a friday night? Pathetic.
Mono: Tomorrows Halloween!!! So make sure to either dress up as something scary or funny!!!! Everyone but Mondo: Dresses up as Mondobutter. Mondo dressed as a ghost: Wtf guys.
Taka: You were supposed to bring in your part of V3s script today. Junko and Leon: We did! Taka: this is just D2 and Thh scripts with your name in crayon at the top.
Sayaka: Respect the trans or Ill throw hands <3
Taka: Anyone over 5’6” doesn’t deserve happiness. Byakuya: I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you from all the way up here. Do you need a ladder? I can get you a ladder. Taka: Fuck you.
Twogami: I hope you have an explanation for this. Hiyoko: We have three, actually. Mikan: Please, pick your favorite
*pops into existence* Heres the thing y’all followed for and are never getting!
Toko: What if the person who named walkie talkies named everything? Toko: Pregnacy tests are maybe babies. Leon: Socks are feetie heaties. Celestia: Defibrillators are heartie starties. Peko: Nightmares are dreamy screamies. Hiro: Stamps are lickie stickies. Byakuya: I hate all of you
Kirigiri: What’s up? Taka, after another day of dealing with 3-E: My blood pressure.
Leon: I think I'm asexual. Sayaka: A sexual what? *wink* Dynamo? Deviant... Leon: No. Asexual. Not sexual.
Maki: I have a question Byakuya: ok, shoot Maki: *shoots at Kuya* can I ask my question now
Monomi: This assignment is easy, just write about your happiest childhood memory Byakuya: Excuse me my what now
Mono: I’m the most responsible teacher. Monomi: You literally just set the kitchen on fire. Mono: Yes, and I take responsibility for that. Monomi: Good to hear that, the damages come off your pay. Mono: IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR IT WAS THE STUDENTS