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You know boiled scrambled and fried wasn’t the only tale that featured Mpreg.

Yes that’s right there’s another one that isn’t talked about much either. Yeah I’m so sorry for what I did but… I think we all know that boiled scrambled and fried is an Mpreg fanfic about SCP-049 giving birth to SCP-049-J. As if things can’t get worse but I found this. Pretty much about Mpreg also. Honestly I’m not spoiling anything since I really don’t want to subject your ears to this either. Yes I’m an SCP fan myself so honestly if other scp fans want to read this tale then go ahead if you are prepared for Mpreg.

Please don’t even kill me for recommending this tale since there could be more tales about Mpreg in the SCP Foundation and the SCP Foundation doesn’t really have a canon. Seriously I’m actually surprised that I remember this since I only read it once and ‘forgot’ about it. But since I remember Boiled Scrambled and Fried, I somehow realized I haven’t forgotten about this either due to the hilarity of this. Don’t even ask about what’s even about since it’s about Mpreg.

I’m sorry for even showing everyone that there’s more Mpreg tales in the SCP Foundation but if anyone else finds another one other than Boiled Scrambled and Fried and One Bad Mother than please repost this post or comment down below. Honestly if people never thought that Boiled Scrambled and Fried was the only mpreg tale in the SCP Foundation website then maybe we could make more Mpreg fanfiction about the SCP Foundation.

Harry James Potter

‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’ said Harry sarcastically.

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Model: Arun Gupta

Reference: X

Yo could you do headcannons for jinx, Vi and Caitlyn x reader who’s first language is German :)

I'd love to!

Vi

Doesn't know much German, but she tries

She started taking lessons for you

She makes a few mistakes, but she's getting there

After a week she learned some simple phrases (”I love you,” “how are you,” “my name is...” etc.). Yay! 👏👏👏

She’s a sucker for foreign romantic phrases

So she’ll also call you the cutest German pet names she can find

If anyone picks on you for your broken English (if any) she’ll offer to fight them

Answer wisely, though, because she’ll almost always take every joking “yes” seriously

Jinx

Y’all already KNOW that this girl is willing to do literally ANYTHING for you

No matter how boring it is to her because you’re like her favorite person ever

She wants you to teach her German, but also wants to teach you English

You guys have a fun way of teaching each other, picking up random objects around her hideout and naming it

She picks up a cup, you say “tasse” and she repeats it. You pick up a pencil, she says “pencil” and you repeat it. That’s just an example anyway

Can and will fight anyone who makes fun of your broken English

Like, she WILL do it, there’s no reasoning with her lmao

Caitlyn

Cait has studied a LOT of languages, German being one of them

Like Jinx, she’s determined to teach you how to speak English, too

She has a different way of doing it, though

Instead of picking up random objects and telling you the name of them, she’ll have you throw some random phrases out there, then she’ll translate them into English and then you’ll repeat it

You guys end up saying some romantic phrases to each other as well which is just aaaa so sweet

Sometimes you’ll have conversations in English, sometimes in German. Bonus points if she learns new words and phrases

Won’t hesitate to shoot someone if they’re a bitch to you

You’re trying so hard to learn more English from her and also she finds your accent so cute

She’s gonna protect you at all costs

I am so, SO sorry

OKAY SO @junkarty DREW ME BUT I WILL NOT BE BESTED EVEN THOUGH IT IS REALLY SHIT AND I MADE HER GINGER

Clint could’ve jumped off vormir tbh. If you had to choose between THE BLACK WIDOW or Hawkeye to live I’m pretty sure a good 90% of us would’ve chose black widow. Hawkeye is my nigga and all but the team could’ve survived without him.

why did he do that question mark

omg. IM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG BREAKS RECENTLY AAAAAAA

IM SO SORRY TO THIS PERSON OMG 😭😭 HERE'S THE FINISHED PRODUCT @cutedemon576

(if you wanna, pick a number!)

cvairo:

date & time : october 31st, 8:20pm  location : masquerade ball; ballroom   status : with @curiouscalculations

Once, Cairo would have taken to the ballroom floor and danced until her shoes felt every inch of the polished floor. She would have dressed in flowers — warm, approachable colors that brought out the roses in her cheeks — and smiled and drunken red wine late into the night. This, after all, was the way of her people. Seen and heard, glittering and loud, because they had wealth to boast and a lot to say. But Cairo was changed, and a little bit off. She could still fit in with these people, lithe and deceptively powerful, like a bouquet of fireplace matches in a neat, glass bottle. But she attracted a different kind of attention now, and Cairo could only take so many blue-blooded Synthetics sharing glances with her, smiling knowingly as if to say: we’re better than them all. 

And so, Cairo did nothing to disguise the raging tempest behind in her eyes. She was black hole incarnate and it wasn’t safe to stare. Her dress full of stars was no longer charming, but horribly intimidating, like the feeling of gazing into the mouth of the cosmic unknown. Wisely, people turned away, and Cairo was left on her own to survey the throng of dancers and drinkers, all herded into one extravagant cage where their hands and bodies came together in stupid bliss. She was only waiting to leave. 

Her gaze stopped suddenly on a pair of outlandishly decorated synthetics, thin-bodied, purple-eyed, and tall. They were talking very quickly amongst themselves and prodding the Concord’s young android with nosey fingers that Cairo suddenly fantasized ripping from their sockets. One of them grabbed DATA’s arm painfully and lifted it to show their companion the mechanism of his elbow. “It’s so fluid,” she heard them say. “I’ve never seen such an efficient joint system, notice its rotation.” 

Cairo was upon them in an instant. “Fascinating,” she said, “How exciting it can be to play with things that don’t belong to you.”

Their eyes met hers sheepishly, and DATA was released. They didn’t deserve her thanks, so she offered them none, only nodded and ushered Theon’s pet to her side before walking away. At a safe distance, she spoke to DATA. This time her voice was soft. “Don’t feel as though you have to please strangers, alright? You’re made for more important things than that.” 

It unnerved him to be surrounded by so many strangers.

Separated from the comfort of his creator and the reassuring presence of a close friend, both distracted by various patrons attending the party – DATA was left on his own. In a sea of strangers whose only credibility was tied to that of the Benefactor, being alone was the last thing the android wished to be. However, he did not want to bother Theon with his uneasy, and Eretria was no doubt off to find the fellow crewmember that had stolen her affection – a scene his presence would be unwelcome in. Still unfamiliar with independence, DATA did his best to blend in with the crowd. When people sent skeptical gazes and curious glances his way, he met them with a learned smile filled with polite friendliness. It did not take long for one of those he had made awkward eye contact with to approach him, a woman trailing in the wake of a confident gate of a synthetic man. Panic shot through his frame, but DATA could not find the courage to move under the watchful gaze of the decorated synthetics approaching him.

“My, my, my,” the woman said, her gaze roving over his tense form. “He really wasn’t lying when he said you looked so… organic. Not something you typically expect from an android made in a shut-in’s basement.”

Confusion overtook his expression at the stranger’s intimate knowledge of his creation. What had the Benefactor told them – and how did he know such information in the first place? Before he could voice any inquiries or attempt an introduction, their cold hands were prodding his form. Unwilling to cause a commotion with his own discomfort, DATA allowed them to maneuver his limbs as they gleefully awed over the pristine condition he appeared to be in.

“It’s so fluid,” the man exclaimed as he lifted DATA’s arm to demonstrate the elbow joint Theon had only repaired days ago. A painful wince brought clenched teeth and a sharp glare over his features. Quickly swallowing the sour expression under the persuasion of an unwillingness to appear rude, DATA allowed the pair to bend his arm in various directions as their excitement grew. “I’ve never seen such an efficient joint system, notice its rotation.”

Before the synthetics could continue their invasion, a savior in the form of the ship’s cook appeared. He fled to her like a lost child, eager for the comfort and safety of her strong embrace. Unable to look back at the grumbling pair with anything short of shame, DATA simply shifted closer to Cairo and allowed her to lead him away from the still growing crowd inhabiting the ballroom. Although he refused to meet her eyes – too ashamed at his own helplessness – DATA nodded along with her words.

“Thank you,” he said, his voice barely more than a whisper. “I didn’t – I don’t understand these people.”

BREAD SHEERAN🤌🍞

Of my many lists of strange things that I am certain of, I know that bread sheeran always prevails🥵.

..enjoy??🍞

More TMA designs except AU [2/8]

Tim will violently claim his scar is from a shark attack, nobody knows what it really was [he fell down three flights of stairs trying to show off]

Rip to everyone else In the rest stop bathroom. I'm lactose intolerant and decided to test God, I'm fighting a war. Forgive me

so, ink5oul, huh

i guess you could say they really gave that guy’s ink… some 5oul…

So I know I said that I’d be doing Inktober, and I still am, but I’ve been SWAMPED with schoolwork so I’ve been unable to even think about Inktober the last two days! I’ll make sure to still post it on here it just won’t be on time till my classes let up on the work. My sincerest apologies everyone, happy October 🍁👻🍂🎃

Can I pleaze draw u fan art bro I louv ur acc already

OF COURSE OF COURSE OF COURSEEEE!!1!!11!

now and then I get a follow on one of my fics in my inbox and I always want to cry and hide in shame

Taking Turns (NSFW!)

Takumi's head felt foggy, his pulse pounding hard and fast in his ears and his heart beating like a drum; a steady rhythm, like his country's war drums. But there was no war to be fought, evident in the way the silver-haired prince knelt so placidly between his Nohrian lover's legs, salivating at the mere sight of Leo's erection. For any other person, Takumi would turn his head away and refuse to sacrifice his pride in such away, but Leo was different. Special. After all, no commoner would have a view of a prince of Hoshido trailing his tongue along their shaft with practiced precision before taking the tip into his mouth, warm and wet and inviting. Leo's eyes fell closed at the sensation, his hand fumbling to get a grasp of a tuft of Takumi's hair, though it was soon slapped away by one of the kneeling prince's own hands in a wordless warning. Takumi's tongue pressed against the shaft once more as he tested his own gag reflex, pleased to find that Leo's cock met very little resistance in Takumi's eager mouth. The silverette felt saliva building up behind his lips, his own eyes clouding and his cheeks growing distant as he found a steady rhythm of moving his head back and forth along the length. Each breath that Takumi took through his nose filled his senses with Leo's scent, a scent which could always drive him wild. He didn't know what it was about the prince's musk that was so intoxicating, but he certainly wasn't complaining about it. In fact, he wasn't even in the mood to complain about Leo's hand settling in his hair once more, or about the way the desperate prince's hips jerked into Takumi's mouth until the tip of his length reached the tighter, slick heat of Takumi's throat. Experimentally, Takumi let out a soft moan and pressed his palm against the other prince's balls, teasing him, tormenting him, driving him crazy. Even on his knees before a prince of Nohr, Takumi knew he was the one in control. Pulling his hand back from between Leo's legs was yet another silent cue, for Leo's thighs twitched andHis grip on Takumi's hair tightened, jerking the kneeling prince's head back as he rode out his orgasm, sticky strands of white covering Takumi's face and hair. While Leo was left panting, his head tilting back as he struggled to regain his breath, Takumi's swollen lips pulled back into a grin. "My turn."

Please pardon the late reply. I've only just now found the time to answer and I still haven't figured out how to use tumblr and what the appropriate etiquette is in terms of reblogging/answering/tagging etc. Send help, please.

You know? You make it really hard not to heap praises on you. Stop it. (Please never ever stop.) Writing consistently a m a z i n g content and finished pieces is just incredible! You're every readers' ultimate dream/writer. (Not saying everyone else is bad, it's simply rare to see this kind of high-quality and dedicated writing.) Don't get me started on your way with words. I have so many highlighted parts, notes and bookmarks on my Kindle Paperwhite... I don't even have words.

I will, I will! It may take a while to finish though. (*whispers* But it's dark, twisted, explicit and not very nice? I'd definitely have to create an NSFW account first. Which I was planning on anyway. However, I do have a fluffy and sensual WIP.)

Canon is sometimes so intense and full of tragedies? It totally surprised me going into the comics? It's fantastic! Treasure trove of deep affection, deeper betrayals and generally so much more depth.

@laireshi reblogged this from skyeedom and added:

Oh my god, okay, I saw your post when I woke up, but I literally couldn’t reply until now because I was just so overcome…

Aww, thank YOU for your hard work and for sharing. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Like, seriously. You have no idea how much you’ve enriched my life! And I haven’t even finished yet. Is it weird to hope that I never will? Because that will be the longest and most awful book hangover ever.

I’m staring with heart eyes right back at you. So glad you like it. It is basically inspired by you and dedicated to you. So, success!

I have fanart of your work and a written post dedicated to you in progress. For a while now. And then 616 day came and I just had to let a bit of my enthusiasm and love for you and your stories out. So, I actually kept myself short. Really.

Btw, I love all your otp tags??!!!! Stumbling upon some of the quotes in the comics was so wonderful, enlightening and OMG, THIS IS IT. THIS IS PERFECT. It is more than fitting and it immediately sets the mood. And wow, I love it!