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Reading has truly never been the same for me since I read these three.
Me minding my business:
My ADHD brain: Zoey as a Cenobite
Me who has only seen snippets of Hellraiser but still thinking how sick that would be:
This weeks art poll!
He’s the type of guy to just stand in the corner of the party without saying a word and then walk up to a group of people and say the most out of pocket shit there is
"Okay. Okay, stop. I'm not gonna be able to stand up." | "So lie down." Horror Character Appreciation - Ashley Laurence as Kirsty Cotton in Hellraiser (1987) dir. Clive Barker
Ok so this is mainly cuz @bowserwife asked but also i realized i’ve never done a full Hellraiser ranking before so here it is:
1: Hellbound: Hellraiser II
2: Hellraiser (1987)
(these two are nearly neck and neck for first place but the visuals, set design and elevated scope bring Hellbound a lil higher on my list. Also there’s some great puns! 👻 That being said, 1 is one of my fave movies period it’s just a tough choice)
3: Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth
(This one has the cenobite that shoots cds out of it’s head. Incredible.
4: Hellraiser (2022)
(The new one is pretty great, it managed to make the lore something you could take seriously again, something i was sure would be impossible but here we are. I do rly wish the cenobites didn’t look quite so much like generic silent hill-type monsters tho, they had a lot more character in the original.)
5: Hellraiser: Bloodline
(I have a soft spot for this one because there’s a lament configuration space station and that’s amaaaaaaazing ☺️)
6: Hellraiser: Inferno
(I like this one more than i should, if you kinda squint it feels like a silent hill fan film or something, but a rly enjoyable one. Also James Remar is great.)
7: Hellraiser: Deader
(This one is a fun movie about a death cult that doesn’t overstay it’s welcome, and some of the effects are surprisingly good.)
8: Hellraiser: Hellseeker
(This, like inferno, is another pretty alright low budget horror movie that absolutely shouldn’t be a hellraiser movie but is. Also Kirsty came back to grace us for all of like 10 minutes.)
9: Hellraiser: Hellworld
(This one sucks and i hate it. The premise they sell you on some sort of digital evolution of the lament configuration is completely wasted and it ends up just being a shitty slasher movie with teens at a murder party.)
10: Hellraiser: Revelations
11: Hellraiser: Judgement
(These are horrible movies but are beyond contempt. Porno-grade actin, awful story and effects, and the new pinhead sucks. Don’t watch unless you have to.)
Thank you, that was fun and i don’t think i’ve ever had to type out the word hellraiser so much in one go lol
Hellraiser (1987) Directed by Clive Barker
you don’t understand the obsession
suddenly i’m ward???
save a horse, ride a cowboy 😼
bro him at this event >>
that lucky girl 😔 btw sorry for the ghost 😭
Halloween Film Frightstival Day 10: Hellraiser (1987)
Okay this has turned into a month of 80s movies, but it’s not my fault that’s the prime era for horror
Gore doesn’t bother me but that meat hook scene was gross in a good way
God that house b e a u t i f u l, I’d want to live there if I wasn’t likely to get murdered
Holy fuck I don’t even know how to describe that… re-memberment? But it was brilliant, and disgusting, and so cool
THIS MOVIE IS NOT FOR THE RAT LOVER HOLY SHIT WHY DO PEOPLE THINK RATS ARE CREEPY AND DISPOSABLE? THEY ARE ANGELS WITH WHISKERS
Okay overall really liked that movie, I’ll definitely try out some of the sequels and could see it becoming one of my favorite horror series. I did NOT however appreciate their treatment of rats. I’m okay with most things in horror movies but animal harm is not one of them.
CAN SOMEOME PLSSSS DO THE SIAMESE TWINS FROM HELLRAISER LIKE how is ther NO FANFICS OR AT LEAST oneshots about them😩😭😭
Like look at them
