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I love this book!

After telling people to read good omens for so long I'm really really happy its getting the attention it deserves. I'm really looking forward to the tv series and I can't wait to see anethema and newt in costume. I just love it, all the pictures, art, and head cannons. I just want all of it.

Crowley’s Phobia

Now, we’re all scared of something, right? Everyone is. Even a demon from Hell.

Crowley isn’t scared of heights or death or anything like that. Not like a normal person would be. What Crowley has a phobia of is germs.

This may sound weird, but hear me out.

Crowley hates messes. It’s why his flat is so sparse, because he’d rather have a select few possessions he can take care of easily, rather than a cluttered mess that would sit there and collect dust for ages. This is also why he bullies his plants so much- because if one of them gets sick or eaten, it could mean the existence of bugs in his house, which is a terrible thought to him.

One of Crowley’s personal tortures in Hell is being in a room filled with trash- mold, and dust, and just any type of disgusting things you can think of. He hates it. Every demon hates Hell (it’s part of Hell’s charm) but very, very few of them hate being confronted with their worst fears so much that they practically run away to act like a human for six thousand years.

In fact, one of the only things he can remember liking about Heaven was the cleanliness. Angels are nothing if not neat, and that was one habit Crowley never got rid of in his time as a demon. (Other things Crowley has been heard to describe Heaven as are less pleasant, some of the politest of which are boring and mentally and emotionally abusing and manipulative.)

Crowley loves Time, because it takes him steadily away from the 14th century. And he hates the 14th century because he has germaphobia. Everything about the hygiene levels in that time remind him of his own personal Hell. He literally slept through the entire Black Death, because the thought of being out in the open while bacteria were making people drop like flies in the open streets is such a horrible thought to him.

Even now, during the present time, he tries his absolute hardest to avoid germs. He’d rather burn food that fell on the floor than eat it; as opposed to Aziraphale, who could and would be willing to pick up a piece of sushi off the floor and eat it. (Once, Aziraphale tried to explain the five-second rule to Crowley. The angel stopped halfway through the explanation when he saw the look of absolute horror and disgust on Crowley’s face.)

I’m not sure if this makes any sense to y’all, but this is just my headcanon and I’ll take it to the grave if I have to.

i was just on amazon looking for a christmas gift when i found a pair of salt and pepper shakers and obviously i couldn't be normal about them

new theory: crowley tried to convince most countries to ban kinder eggs because he tried to eat one like a snake and choked on it but he was only able to convince america (ipso facto american government = snake people?)

like this

do you think that if i just go up to neil gaiman and say "i need good omens season 2 on my desk 5 minutes ago, pretty please with a cherry on top." he would give me good omens season 2 or do i need to clean my desk to make room for it first?

So anyways, they like holding hands, and it makes my heart happy.

I like this scene the normal amount :) His expression was so fun, and I wanted to draw it!!!

Every Queen Song in Good Omens but It’s ABBA

@queerdove did Taylor Swift, @crowleyraejepsen did CRJ, @gaydolin did MIKA, and @anthonycrowley did Hozier, so this was the next logical step.

Bohemian Rhapsody (Crowley’s entrance) / Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) (There’s not a soul out there / No one to hear my prayer / Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight / Won’t somebody help me chase the shadows away?)

These Are the Days of Our Lives (Crowley and Aziraphale driving) / Angel Eyes (Look into his angel eyes / One look and you’re hypnotized / He’ll take your heart and you must pay the price / Look into his angel eyes / You’ll think you’re in paradise / And one day you’ll find out he wears a disguise / Don’t look too deep into his angel eyes)

Bicycle Race (Crowley hits Anathema with his car) / Elaine (It’s a dead end street / They tie your hands and tie your feet / And the street is narrow / A nowhere lane)

You’re My Best Friend (Crowley arrives at the burning bookshop) / Waterloo (Waterloo, promise to love you forever more / Waterloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to / Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you)

Somebody to Love (Crowley leaving the burning bookshop) / S.O.S. (So when you’re near me, darling, can’t you hear me? S.O.S. / And the love you gave me, nothing else can save me, S.O.S. / When you’re gone / How can I even try to go on?)

Another One Bites the Dust (Crowley stuck in traffic) / Voulez-Vous (Voulez-vous, ah-ha / Take it now or leave it, now is all we get / Nothing promised, no regrets / Voulez-vous, ah-ha / Ain’t no big decision, you know what to do / La question c’est voulez-vous)

I’m in Love with My Car (the M25) / Kisses of Fire (Kisses of fire, burning, burning / I’m at the point of no returning / Kisses of fire, sweet devotion / Caught in a landslide of emotion)

We Will Rock You (Crowley’s airbase entrance) / Lovers (Live A Little Longer) (Lovers live a little longer, baby / You and me, we got a chance to live twice / Lovers live a little longer, ain’t that nice?)

BONUS: A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square / I’ve Been Waiting for You (You thrill me, you delight me / You please me, you excite me / You’re something I’ve been pleading for / I love you, I adore you / I lay my life before you / I’ll have you want me more and more / And finally, it seems my lonely days are through / I’ve been waiting for you)