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TFW you gay panic so hard that you spend almost all your life savings on things you don't need because the store attendant was nice and very pretty.
I would have spent it all, if my sister didn't stop me with her logic
My Brother 🤝 Me
Blue-screening when pretty women speak to us
Y’all I think I might be coming out to my friends today. It’s time. I’ll give an update. WISH ME LUCK
So ur telling me there are people on this earth who aren’t constantly thinking about their sexuality/gender????
lgbt fashion is simply overdressing for the weather or overdressing for the occasion
I'm like 99.9999% I'm interpreting this weirdly and wrongly but uh I read somewhere that Du Ponceau would basically monitor every conversation the baron had with a woman and assuming they're lovers by the way that's just SO, SO FUNNY TO ME like bro he's not gonna hit on her you're in good hands this is the gayest man ever like 😭😭🤧🤧
To be fair this was also the "pretty young French secretary" and "plaything" website, so this isn't an 100% confirmed phenomenon, but if it is, c u t e.
Anygays.